March 10, 2010

iPhone Anonymous

Oh look -- iPhones are addictive. 12-steps, people!

Intervention needs to do an episode on this. And I'll gladly submit a few names to the producers for consideration.

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March 5, 2010

Young Chuck

After staring at Michael Kors' well-endowed naval for over a week, let's purge that image from our minds and look at cute kitten photos instead!

Awwwwwww. That's what Chuck looked like 3+ years ago. And again we say awwwwwwwwww.

How could his previous owner have possibly banished this adorable creature to a cold, dark and cramped closet every single night just so he wouldn't be disturbed in his one-room apartment while getting man-hammered by a horny stranger? Luckily for Chuck, those days are over.

His eyes are no longer blue like that -- they're yellowish. Dunno why they changed.

Cats are making a comeback, y'all. Secure men are openly admitting they dig these under-appreciated and loyal cuddle furballs. Ain't no shame.

Check out this video of Chuck's doppelgänger:

I must buy some balloons this weekend! Awwwwww.

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Thorn In My Hole

It's my duty to inform you that Everything But The Girl's Tracey Thorn and Courtney Love's Hole both have new records coming out soon. And, as part of their promotion, they are each making a song available to download for free. Yay!

Tracey's new album Love And Its Opposite will be released on May 18, 2010 and you can download or stream the first single "Oh, The Divorces!" here.

If any of you are wondering if Tracey's music is still a barrel of laughs and party favors, this photo suggests, WHY YES -- YES IT STILL IS!

Hole's album Nobody's Daughter is out at the end of April. Download the surprisingly good "Skinny Little Bitch" here before they pull the plug on the offer.

Just thought you should know cuz I'm nice like that.

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February 26, 2010

Hung

TMZ posted this hot photo of Michael Kors showing off his very own fashion faux peen.

I wonder what he does with that (and I know you're wondering too). It's probably used as a good starter kit for newbies and that's why he hasn't surgically reduced its size.

Yeah, you like Daddy'ssssss belly B, don't you? Jussssst take it!

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February 18, 2010

Does Anyone Else Think Ann Curry Has Asberger's?

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February 6, 2010

Snowpocalypse II

I realize most people outside of the DC area are probably SICK of hearing about the crazy snow storm pounding us here. "It doesn't affect ME," I can hear you say. I know it doesn't. So please enjoy these photos.

Last night:

This morning:

Virginia Market is OPEN, of course. The married Korean couple who run it have never closed the store for one single day since they bought it a year and a half ago, not even for a holiday. And they are the only ones who work there. That's dedication!

UPDATE: I'm getting yelled at for not including photo credits. So please note: all photos are ©Mrs. Durban Bud.

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January 27, 2010

Out of the Blue

Yahoo compiled a list of the most popular movie trailers of 2009. Wanna know which movie's trailer beat out mother-effing Avatar in number of views?

Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus -- starring my friend Deborah Gibson and revolting man-whore Lorenzo Lamas!

Here is a photo of Lorenzo hearing the shocking news for the first time.

Sadly the trailer for the underground indie gem, Ben & Arthur, failed to make the Top 10. Let's work hard to get the word out so it charts next year!

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