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June 30, 2005

Big Bad Bangin' Ball-Bustin' Bobbie B.

Stop Smoking! I met Bobbie way back in 9th grade. We have been through it all. Oh, the stories I could tell. I won't bore you with them today even though they are very salacious and amusing (e.g. Bobbie was doing the Running Man dance on a booze cruise in the Bahamas to the "Humpty Dance" and I have a picture to prove it. It was hysterical).

Her baby just turned 1 the other day. I never thought Bobbie would have a kid. She just never seemed interested. She also never seemed like she wanted to get married but she did. On February 29th. So she only has to celebrate her anniversary every 4 years. Good for her! Plus, she is (or was) the queen party girl. All the boys at Nation know her. And I think most European gay men know her as well after she danced with all of them on a trip to Spain one year.

Motherhood has mellowed her and she is a great mom. When we found out she was pregnant we all took bets on what she would name the baby. 50% of us thought she would name the baby, "Red Bull & Vodka" and the other half voted for "Piels." Instead she chose Killian (which is a pretty decent beer I think). Love the name.

Now please stop smoking. And eat some vegetables.

Anyway, Happy Birthday Bobbie! Life would be boring without you.

Posted by durban bud at June 30, 2005 08:59 AM

Comments

Piels? Wow I haven't heard that name in years...I think he moved to the hill. Oh wait, you're talking about the beer! Malt liquor rather... I like Mickey's beer - in the little 12 oz bottles - well if you have to drink that piss anyhow...

Posted by: TOS at June 30, 2005 10:11 AM

And I'm happy to report this will be the last birthday announcement for a good while. Amen.

Posted by: durban bud at June 30, 2005 04:26 PM

I thought of Bobbie today as well.
Yeah, the booze cruise was a site to see.
Happy B-day Bobbie.

Posted by: pam at June 30, 2005 09:51 PM

Write about me some day......

Posted by: pam at June 30, 2005 09:52 PM

I will next April 22, 2006. I have tons of stories about you so it will happen, dear. It will happen.

I specifically remember one amusing incident in which I was setting up a membership for some customers and from across the room you looked at me and yelled calmly, "I hate you" and stormed out. Remember that? That was kinda funny.

Or how about:

Drive thru speaker: "May I take your order?"
Pam: "Yes. I'd like 2 large coffees with cream and Sweet & Low. And a sussssss.
Drive thru speaker: "A what?"
Pam: "A suss. You know, a sussin' suss."
Drive thru speaker: "Huh?"
Pam: "Nevermind." giggle, giggle

There will be more. Lots. ;-)

Posted by: durban bud at July 1, 2005 06:56 AM