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July 21, 2005
Haunted Gay Cruise
As I mentioned before, I am going on a gay cruise at the end of August. Now I find out that someone was killed on our boat earlier this month. I am now going on a haunted, gay cruise. Could there be anything worse?
On another note, I downloaded a couple Eminem songs the other day. Does that make me a bad homosexual?
Posted by durban bud at July 21, 2005 12:49 PM
Comments
only if you liked it
Posted by: TOS at July 21, 2005 04:04 PM
Eminem is cute, so that makes his homophobia, etc ok. (I am serious!)
Posted by: Matt at July 21, 2005 04:35 PM
Matt, can I please have some of that crack you are smoking? You did not just say Eminem is cute on my blog, did you? I feel nauseous and slighty disappointed. I'm very concerned. In fact, I'm gonna hurl.
Please re-educate yourself (in the music, the moment, you own it, don't ever let it go...).
Posted by: durban bud at July 21, 2005 04:47 PM
Ok, ok...Dean Coulter, Dean Coulter, Dean Coulter!
Feel better?
Posted by: Matt at July 21, 2005 05:21 PM
I would only feel better if Mr. Coulter were here in person. He makes my toes curl.
Posted by: durban bud at July 21, 2005 06:18 PM
See what California does to people?!!? That overdose of smog and valet parking makes even the normal people go crazy... eminem is nasty - his politics make him even less pretty.
now eric evans, he's woofy.
Posted by: TOS at July 21, 2005 06:19 PM
I love my friends. They know their porn stars. New to LA, or, as he likes to be called these days "Misadventures in the (310)." Whatever. Gay is still really gay.
Anyway, Matt knows his porn stars (even if he claims he doesn't watch porn). If you see Dean Coulter, please let me know. I would really like to shake his hand.
Thanks.
Posted by: durban bud at July 21, 2005 06:29 PM
maybe we could rent him as your next birthday present?!
Posted by: TOS at July 21, 2005 07:48 PM
Personally, I love Eminem. I'd love to do dirty things to/with him, too.
But check out "The Night I Fell In Love" by the Pet Shop Boys. All I'm gonna say is that yes, the PSB did a song about Eminem.
Posted by: Chris. at July 22, 2005 05:35 AM
The cruise could be FULL of trolls... a gay haunted troll cruise...FUN!
Posted by: Matt in LA at July 22, 2005 11:28 AM
Trolls live in Scandinavia not the Mediterranean.
Posted by: rob at July 22, 2005 12:42 PM
Bad homosexual! Bad!
Now, go sit in your kennel and listen to some Abba.
Posted by: palochi at July 22, 2005 03:03 PM