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July 27, 2005
Pigs With Feelings
My good friend Matt and I were having a discussion about our apparent pigginess lately. Okay, maybe it's more ME than him (but I seriously doubt it). We also were talking about our affection for man porn. I said to him, "We're a bunch of pigs." He said, "No, we're pigs with feelings." I like that. I'm a pig with feelings. So be nice to me.
Oink.
BTW - Is almost every gay man named Matt? I communicated with 4 different homo Matts today. Kinda sketchy if you ask me.
Woof.
Posted by durban bud at July 27, 2005 01:18 AM
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Personally, I've slept with more gay Jeff's the Matt's, so many at one point I went out to a bar and met this hot guy and before he introduced himself I said, "Oh, you must be a Jeff."
I was right. He was baffled. It was great sex.
Hottest male name in my opinion: Derick.
Think: Oil Derrick
Posted by: Chris. at July 27, 2005 07:16 AM
I think something is definitely in the air... but if you think guys named Matt are pigs, those with names like TOS...
Posted by: TOS at July 27, 2005 08:04 AM
I think you may be right, Tos, I do believe something is in the air that is making me extra piggy. I think it may have something to do with this horrific weather we are experiencing. DC is now a crematorium. Sorry, but I will only wear shorts to business meetings. If you cannot understand this, I probably don't want your business but, at least, I WILL be horny. Take care.
Posted by: durban bud at July 27, 2005 10:03 AM
I need a cold shower or something. I just want to jump in a pool and splash around until this humidity and heat dies down... Probably is the only person I know with a pool is really hot and gets me all worked up - you see my problem here. Oh wait, maybe that is not such a problem after all... I just need to ditch work now!
Posted by: TOS at July 27, 2005 11:53 AM
I say we kidnap Bailey and go stay there... when I saw the article I immediately thought of that lovable beagle....
Posted by: TOS at July 27, 2005 02:07 PM
Maybe every gay guy has one name that follows him everywhere - I dated 4 David's. I can blame my recent pigginess on my moving to San Francisco this year. My gym is more Eagle than the Eagle in DC...
oink oink
Posted by: Matt at July 27, 2005 02:23 PM
I think I'm probably the biggest pig-daddy of them all! I can also lay claim to having the largest "Male Erotica" collection in Pennsville!
Posted by: Dave at July 27, 2005 06:14 PM
You also have the nicest kitchen, the nicest house... should we go on?
Posted by: TOS at July 28, 2005 08:56 AM
I don't know anout every gay man being named Matt, but in New York, every guy named Scott is gay.
Posted by: eric at July 28, 2005 12:27 PM
Names????? what the hell is wrong with you boys, who has time to remember names? Durb - you've been piggy since the day I met you (i.e. our Titan men conversation) - it MUST be hotter than hell back East!
Posted by: Brian at July 29, 2005 01:00 AM
I just went into my friendster and there are 8 countem 8 gay guys named Chris! 8! ah ah ah
Posted by: TOS at July 29, 2005 01:05 PM