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August 10, 2005
Camel-Toe
So this woman jogged by me yesterday sporting the largest camel-toe I've seen in a long time. It was disgusting. All last night I had dreams of real camels. I was hanging out with this big camel. He was my friend. Occasionally, I would ride him. I'm pretty pissed about it though. I really don't want to be dreaming about camels. Just thought I'd share.
Posted by durban bud at August 10, 2005 09:43 AM
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Fear the camel toe... I just choked on my lunch - thanks Dbud.
Posted by: TOS at August 10, 2005 12:09 PM
what i am about to tell you is not a lie. i am not proud of it, but neither am i ashamed. i am merely troubled.
last night, i dreamed about TJ. I know, I know. I dreamed I was in a car with DurbanBud and fellow blogger, Joe.My.God, driving in Florida, heading south to Miami to catch a gay cruise. We were discussing Bob Mould's phuckin phabulous new album.
I really need to get a life that does not so heavily involve blogs. I really do. I know this. Pray for me. . .
Posted by: t.todd at August 10, 2005 02:23 PM
That's funny.
Was there any sex involved? Was I naked? Was Liz Phair there?
Posted by: durban bud at August 10, 2005 02:31 PM
Who was watching Bailey?!?! Hopefully he was being kenneled at a luxury beagle spa.
Posted by: TOS at August 10, 2005 03:32 PM
Um. I'm thinking some things just SHOULDN'T be shared...??!! (Egads!)
Posted by: Kinny at August 10, 2005 06:11 PM