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August 05, 2005

Return of the Lime Green Monster

I'm burntGuess who's back? The lime green monster is making an appearance this weekend. Uh-oh.

I've had a sucky week so I am looking forward to it. I keep getting some stomach virus thingie this year. I was out for a couple days this week. Totally sucked but my partner was so good to me. Did I mention that I kinda dig him? A lot. I am so behind on so many work projects but am finally starting to see the light of day. Which makes me happy and those client people.

Also, while I was laid out in bed I watched a marathon of that reality show with Jerry Hall. I always thought it looked terrible and would never watch it. Well, those bastards got me hooked and it was fantastic television. I hate when they lure me in like that. I'm better than that, god damnit! (Or am I?)

Anyway, I will be out and about. Going to see a cool concert tonight and then head to the beach in the morning. Should be an awesome time. Life is good.

Hope to see you there.

Posted by durban bud at August 5, 2005 03:03 PM

Comments

You don't look a day older than when we went to The Bahama's!!!!!

Have a great time.

Posted by: Pam at August 5, 2005 03:21 PM

yes, tj babylovemuffin, you *are* better than that.

Posted by: t.todd at August 6, 2005 12:10 AM

monsters are hot!

Posted by: jiminy at August 7, 2005 08:33 PM

I had the same damn stomach flu all weekend. Perhaps it's from the poorly-treated DC water? Let's not think about that too much...

Nice chest fur.

Posted by: jimbo at August 8, 2005 10:28 AM

I thought all the excess lead and chemicals killed off the bacteria...

Posted by: TOS at August 8, 2005 10:56 AM

Jimbo,

I actually didn't have the same squirting problem like you so eloquently posted about. My problem was puking my guts out. It's been happening a lot this year. I think, perhaps, I was a penguin in a past life since I have an affection for regurgitation. I'm doing fine now, though.

Posted by: durban bud at August 9, 2005 12:06 PM

Shared regurgitation is quite common amongst birds between life partners and their young.

I felt pukey too, but mostly I squirt through my butt, not my mouth. Still feelin' it today.

Posted by: jimbo at August 9, 2005 12:59 PM

BTW - I saw some other guy on the beach wearing the same exact bathing suit. There is nothing worse than wearing a lime green bathing suit and seeing some other queen wearing the same unflattering thing.

Posted by: durban bud at August 10, 2005 10:45 AM

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