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November 15, 2005

June Bugs

I learned a new term for lesbians. The boys from New Hope, PA are calling them June Bugs. For example, "Did you see the line of June Bugs waiting outside the Frog Pond to get in?" I thought it only fair that gay men should have their own insect term so I shall now refer to them as Cockroaches. Straight men are still, of course, Mosquitos.

I've decided I'm doing all my Christmas shopping at this place. They have lots of cool, weird stuff. I bought my mom a doll from there. It's called Trailer Trash Turleen. I think I might also get one for my niece for X-mas. Would that be bad? The doll doesn't really say anything offensive. She just burps and says things like, "Bubba Junior, get off your sister!" I invite all of you to get one for somebody as a holiday gift. It will make the holiday get togethers much more bearable and humorous.

I once worked with a girl named Katrina at a Blockbuster Video back in the day. I wonder how she feels about being named after a terrible hurricane. She was kind of a bitch. On the news you constantly hear reporters referring to "the Katrina disaster." I wonder how that makes her feel. Will guys be more cautious when asking her out? Will they see her name as some sort of omen and avoid her? I wonder if I'll ever have a hurricane named after me. I kinda doubt it. I'll bet there will be a Hurricane Marla or Hurricane Ira someday. I can feel it. Yeah, those last couple sentences were esoteric. I didn't know what esoteric meant until I heard Naomi Judd use it on an episode of Star Search. I had always heard the word used but never knew what it meant. Then, I figured if Naomi Judd knows what it means and I don't I better find out ASAP. So I did. I looked it up in the dictionary and now try to use it as often as I can.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is next week. This year has flown by. We always spend Turkey Day here in town with our friends who do not leave town (or have other plans). We cook a huge meal and just chill out. It's always a good time. Friends are family so we always do the biological family thing for X-mas. Hopefully, you will be joining us. I'm a good cook. Believe it or not.

Gobble, gobble.

Posted by durban bud at November 15, 2005 11:22 AM

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