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December 29, 2005
Happy Honika!
Is there anything this guy can't do?
Sometimes I wish I were Jewish. My sister married a Jew and now has 3 beautiful kids. The majority of my friends are Jewish. The majority of my clients are Jewish. And whenever I go out to clubs (which is so freakin' rare), I seem to attract a gaggle of gay Jews. I don't know why. It just happens. I'm like fly paper or, more appropriately, Jew paper. And I love them (or, at least, most of them).
I haven't bowled in years. And it was apparent last night at the new downtown bowling alley in DC. I have to say...it was very fun (except for the fact that everyone can read the large monitor and see how many shitty pins I missed). I still had a great time. Even if a couple of my bowling buddies showed me up (especially BM... show off). Joe was in attendance, Ricardo Montalban with Tattoo Ira, the infamous Tos, BM, and my better half, Rob. In defense of Ira, he bowled a couple great games and only asked Tattoo for help once (and then Ira said this again). Joe brought his own bowling ball AND shoes. "I'll take 'Big Flaming Homosexuals' for $600, Alex."
I heard "The Safety Dance" and Quiet Riot's version of "Cum On Feel the Noize" as I was bowling. It totally got me into the mood. Or it completely fucked my game up. I came in close to last. Whatever, it's all about being with your friends and having a good time, right? I plan on beating HJ and BM at something this New Year's Eve...and trust me, I will beat them. Trust.
Happy Harmonika, my lovely Jewish friends. I noticed the presents have stopped coming. Please remember you still have 3 more days of gifts to give. Shalom.
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Posted by durban bud at December 29, 2005 10:33 PM
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I too had a great time - though I will say it was hearing "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe that really got me moving...
I also seem to attract people of the semitic persuasion. And for good reason... I look like one, know my Old Testament, love Purim and hell, I do make a kickass latke - I am sadly not a jew - just ask my bf. :-P
Posted by: TOS at December 30, 2005 12:48 AM
My Jewish mother is ALWAYS happy to take on an extra son. Or two. So glad I found your blog -- good stuff!
Posted by: always write at December 30, 2005 02:25 PM
A GAGGLE of gay Jews? (I feel a pun coming on...)
Posted by: Ken at December 30, 2005 06:19 PM