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January 26, 2006
Tasty Jewels
* Holy shit, did anyone else almost get blown away and/or completely frozen to death yesterday here in DC? It's probably the only time I envy what these poor women have to wear. I would seriously wear a burqa when heading to my office and just kinda run (or maybe skip) when it's that cold and windy. No one would know it was me unless, of course, they saw a baseball cap on top of my burqa or they heard my iPod blaring Eminem beats. I find his music helps make me walk faster. Try it sometime. Listen to "Without Me" and see if you don't walk exactly to the beat. Sometimes I even find myself making hand gestures to the lyrics while wearing my skull cap. Occasionally, I'll smack a ho or bitch (but it's rare).
Speaking of, after my rant yesterday, I realized I had left my skull cap at my office so I frrrrrrrooooze my ears off while walking to work. I think the folks at Creme had something to do with it. Someone probably tipped them off about what I said and they hired someone to fuck with me. I think I know who it was too.
* Last summer I mentioned on this blog that I got a case of VD swimmer's ear while at Rehoboth Beach. I tried a few things to get rid of it but nothing really worked. I figured it would go away eventually. After a month of it still bugging me, I went to the doctor. He "irrigated" my ear. Man, was that annoying. He kept putting loads of water in my ear. It didn't seem to work so he prescribed some ear drop medicine. I used it a couple times and it seemed to finally clear up.
Well, now it's back. I don't know how but it is. I went back into our medicine cabinet, grabbed a bottle of the drops and used it again. It kinda stung and didn't seem to work. I got concerned. Was this the same stuff I used before? I Googled the name of the medicine I loaded my ear up with and it turns out it was Rob's prescription eye drop medicine. My ear is red and sore but at least I can now see out of it!
* I overheard some overweight male manager from Safeway say to some other guy (while they were smoking outside), "I haven't even seen my kitchen since I got married." Then he chortled. I thought, well you may not have seen the kitchen but you sure have seen what's in it, haven't cha? He followed up with, "And she knows she better keep it that way if she wants to stay married." Dick.
* I usually hibernate in the winter. I guess I really am kinda bear-like or am I cub-like? How old does one have to be to graduate to another animal label? Or does it all depend on muscles and weight?
We really should try and get out more. We rarely ever go out to bars but there are a few we wouldn't mind going to once in awhile just to socialize with fellow human beings. No JR's or Cobalt though. Way too smoky.
Anyway, we WILL be at the 9:30 Club for the next Blowoff event cuz it's 2 days after the celebration of our birth. I might accidentally get a little crazy. You won't want to miss that.
Don't forget, Bob! Bring Liz too. And Dean Coulter please. :-)
Posted by durban bud at January 26, 2006 06:00 AM
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I'll be at Shirtless Men Drink free tonight with some friends...c'mon out!
I'm meeting up with fellow blogger Miss InShaw for dinner next week...we chose Creme because of you, and I'm going to do an experiment and wear my ballcap. I'll keep you posted, and will rant accordingly.
Posted by: jimbo at January 26, 2006 10:29 AM
There you are mentioning Dean Coulter again! Ha! Now, once again, everyone who does a search for him will pop over to your site. Don't blame me (like you did last time) for turning Durban Bud into a pit stop on the way to the great white way. By the way, I'm a Dean Phoenix fan now - though it's been hard letting Chris Wide and Kent Larson down easy...
:)
Posted by: matt at January 26, 2006 10:40 AM
What about Ken Ryker cosmicblast? Thought he was your favorite...
Posted by: TOS at January 26, 2006 10:03 PM
mmmm....Ken Ryker
Posted by: Dumbek at January 28, 2006 09:29 AM
Ken's in his in own category....he can do no wrong...
TJ - sorry for turning your blog into my own smut page this week. :)
Posted by: Matt at January 28, 2006 01:03 PM
wasn't michael jackson caught wearing just such an islamic ladies outfit while out shopping in bahrain?
Posted by: myke at January 30, 2006 10:22 PM