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March 14, 2006

Google Freaks

I've posted keywords before that some people type into search engines that bring them to my site and it just always gets more bizarre. Some are hysterical and some are disturbing. Someone typed in "Celine Dion's camel toe" and arrived here. Ew. Pig.

Here are a few recent ones for your enjoyment:

* blouses doris roberts wears
* snapping gum manners
* tom cruise slapping matt lauer
* what does the cough cough mean in gay world
* does jake gyllenhaal admit to being jewish
* what fragrance does eddie cibrian where?
* water handstands
* space cakes sniffing dogs
* pictures of old kkk rallies (um, yikes!)
* do you mind if i smoke while you eat?
* fear of being held down
* remove your hat when you enter a building
* how do you cough up a fur ball
* plow that butt
* bud trimmers
* tongue wrestling
* fauxhawk mullet
* ann curry is terrible

What is a bud trimmer anyway? Is that a drug thing or a pubic thing? And what is this "cough cough" thing? I'm a homo and I have no idea. Please advise.

People are amusing. :)

Posted by durban bud at March 14, 2006 08:11 PM

Comments

I'm guessing that a bud trimmer is, indeed, a drug thing. What I find amusing is this sort of Ms. Manners theme going on--snapping your gum, smoking while eating and taking your hat off. Maybe you should give the old bag a run for her money.

Posted by: jeremy at March 14, 2006 09:59 PM

LOL! Funny stuff. It's always amusing to me to see the way that some people end up on our blog sites.

Posted by: Bubala at March 15, 2006 09:54 AM

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