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April 20, 2006
King of Darkness
Is it just me or is this guy one of the most creepy and disturbing characters out there? I had a nightmare with him in it last night. He was in my bed. He was just glaring at me, kind of like he is in that photo. I was like, "Stop staring at me you freak." Then he put his hand on my leg. Then he moved it up my thigh. I was screaming but nothing came out. He started laughing. I became paralyzed. He kept laughing and touching me. Then he said, "You know you want it." His voice was raspy and sounded very Carol Schwartz-like. I woke up before he grabbed my goodies. Thank god. What the fuck is Burger King thinking? Does it make you want to eat one of their burgers? I think not. Ew.
Hi Kids. Want a burger?
Posted by durban bud at April 20, 2006 10:57 AM
Comments
Ok I guess I am not the only one who is completely freaked out by the King... While I don't normally want to dine at BK this is a serious deterrent. Sortof like how they put plastic life-size statues of Colonel Sanders and Ronald McDonald out - all scare me, especially clowns... No thanks!
The King wanted you to be his queen - ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
Posted by: TOS at April 20, 2006 11:27 AM
interesting dream......hmmmm i could have a field day with that one.
not the touching part.....more the smiling man over your face just chillin....with no inent to harm.....
i perked right up when i saw you had a new post.
i'm addicted all over again!!!!!
join MYSPACE....you'd love that too! i'll send you a link to visit mine.
love you
Posted by: pam at April 20, 2006 12:54 PM
isn't myspace for 21 year old college students like my baby sis? remember Pam - blogs are the gen x myspace ;-)
Posted by: TOS at April 20, 2006 03:14 PM
oh.......it's so much fun!
try it......
what's your email?
I'll send you my page
Posted by: pam at April 20, 2006 03:22 PM
I just like the term "my goodies"
Posted by: Mark at April 20, 2006 05:14 PM
He totally freaks me out. Carol Schwartz too. eeek.
Posted by: Dumbek at April 20, 2006 06:01 PM
Hey - At least you don't have the creepy Jack in the Box dude we have here on the left coast.
http://www.jackinthebox.com/pressroom/
Posted by: Matt at April 20, 2006 08:35 PM
all of these burger king references and not one single mention of a whopper anywhere in the post...tisk tisk tisk. i am convinced your goodies are in the whopper class, though. i know these things. it's a gift.
Posted by: jiminy at April 23, 2006 02:09 AM