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June 06, 2006
Kunty Koulter
So today is 666, you know what that means...
Ann Colter's new book is released today! Yay! Cue the Exorcist theme here. It's called Clitless or something.
I'm deliberately spelling her name wrong so her wacky fans don't google her and come to my site. I learned my lesson when I did an entry on (the spelling variation of) Kamel Toez. The perverted freaks come out in droves for that shit.
Anyway, I'm convinced Annie has a dick. She's a man, baby! She should be a proud transsexual and just come out. There's nothing wrong with it, but don't pretend like you're not, when you clearly are.
She's in her mid-forties, never been married, has no tits, a prominent adam's apple, big hands, a voice that sounds like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, and she is OBSESSED with gay marriage. I picture her putting her little dick between her legs, and saying, "Fuck me hard" or "Liberals suck".
If you read most of her columns, she constantly references gays. Of course, she does it to trash them, but aren't some of the most vile outspoken homophobes secretly whacking off to butt sex?
I used to get mad when I would see her on TV, or read something she said, but now I find her a joke. She is so over the top ignorant and mean that she can't be taken seriously. If you do take her seriously and think she speaks the truth, then you are retarded and require 24-hour supervision.
I love watching shows with people like her on them. The 700 Club is one of my favorite comedies. These people live a different reality. They live in their own bubble and only want a world with people just like them in it. Annie is frequently a guest on that show. Does Pat Robertson realize he's promoting a transsexual? I love it!
So if you're looking for a great read this summer that will have you in stitches, go to your local library and request a copy of Clitless. We need to support our community, regardless of dick size!
And remember..."It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose..."
Kunty Koulter on the Today Show to promote Clitless (and ends up pissing off more people):
Kathy Griffin's Response to Kunty Koulter:
Posted by durban bud at June 6, 2006 08:59 AM
Comments
Thanks for that final image... that movie still gives me the creeps and that is one of the reasons.
Posted by: TOS at June 6, 2006 10:31 AM
Sadly, stupid ignorant people sometimes gain power and an element of control over portions of the world. That's when the trouble starts...
Posted by: jimbo at June 6, 2006 11:38 AM
If she was hot, you know and transitioning to look like Buck Angel I'd consider hitting it, but only with a 15" strap on the width of a firehose.
Posted by: Carl at June 7, 2006 12:49 PM