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June 14, 2006

Easy Like Sunday Morning

A couple years ago Tos told me to join Friendster, so I did (cuz I'm easy). I haven't really been "into it", but I do check it out from time to time. It's low maintenance and seems like a good tool to meet people and/or keep in touch with others.

Last year, my friend Pam told me I "had to" join this popular thing called "MySpace", so I did (cuz I'm easy). She's like, "Uh mah god, you just have to join this thang, it's, uh mah god, just so phuckin' cool," or something like that. So I just posted a pic and my name, and that's all. A few days ago, I updated my profile by adding the same shit I put on my Friendster profile. Now I'm concerned. Is MySpace meant for 14-year-olds? After updating my profile, I received some unusual people wanting to be my "friend." They were young twinks looking for sex. Ew. What the hell did she get me into? Should I remove my profile? Should I call the police? Do you like how I "emphasis" things with quotes?

And how come it says that Tom is my friend. I don't know him. He's like an administrator or moderator. It says I only have one friend. That makes me sad. I don't want to know Tom.

Yesterday, I joined something called Connexion. It seems like a cool way to meet some fellow homosexuals. Someone emailed me last month about chatting on it, so I finally joined (cuz I'm easy).

This here blog helps people get to know me, but I really don't know any of you, so I thought these tools might help with that. But what do I know.

Unrelated

Are there any tech geeks out there who might offer me some advice on how to get my laptop working again? It won't let me bring up any web pages. The Internet connection works fine; it just freezes up when I try to open a web page. I would call Dell support, but I really don't feel like being transferred to India, and being on hold for hours. I think it might have something to do with my IP address. This all occurred when Norton security told me to download their latest updates, so I did (cuz I'm easy), and now the fucker won't work. Those bastards! I already tried to restore to an earlier time, but it still won't work.

If someone could offer a suggestion, please email me. I would be most grateful. If it works again, your reward will be my thanks and maybe a Hershey's Kiss (cuz I'm easy).

Posted by durban bud at June 14, 2006 10:14 AM

Comments

I too have gotten bizarro MySpace friend requests from children, people from Indonesia, and lovely ladies from the former Soviet Union. Sometimes several daily. I may cancel that account, it's too much bizarro SPAM, MySpace is sketchy.

I will not do the Connexion thing...Friendster is enough, the line must be drawn HERE!

Although Copperred Carl is trying to convince me to join Manhunt, since that's where the purported solution to my problems is.

Posted by: jimbo at June 14, 2006 05:12 PM

I couldn't join Manhunt. It would be hard for me to maintain my "I'm just looking for friends" schtick. I am considering BMB though. I love that site, and could find many "friends" there. :)

Posted by: durban bud at June 14, 2006 05:21 PM

Boo's friendster got a request from a random Tom too... some guy in DC with a boyfriend... weird...

Posted by: TOS at June 14, 2006 09:20 PM

Married boys in monogamous relationships do not join manhunt without my pointing, laughing and sharing. Isn't BMB the offspring of Friendster and Manhunt?

Myspace is for 14 year olds and the predators who stalk them. Besides it's so 6 months ago. Connexion sounds like Friendster for the 'mos.

Posted by: Carl at June 14, 2006 11:07 PM

myspace is fun.....and is filled with people our age. just ignore the requests you don't want..simple.

my favorite part is adding new songs to host your page.what are you wainting for.

love my 2 cents.

Posted by: Pam at June 15, 2006 10:44 PM

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