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June 25, 2006
Riding Green Lantern
I have a confession; I kinda want to see the new Superman movie. I've said this before; I don't go to many movies anymore cuz I find them completely unoriginal, and pandering to a lower intellect. Superman Returns looks like a slickly produced, big budget, popcorn chomping flick, but, for some reason, I do want to see what it's all about.
When I was ogling my fireman boyfriend as a child, I also had another crush; I was madly in love with Green Lantern from the Super Friends. I had a crush on an animated character; that's kinda weird. He was just my type: short dark hair, handsome, muscular, mysterious, and not the center of attention.
I used to make out with my pillow, pretending it was him. He was a good kisser. I begged him to let me ride him, and take me away every Sunday so I didn't have to go to church. But every Sunday morning, I was depressed cuz the bitch never showed up.
Recently, I watched the latest incarnation of the Super Friends, or what they now call the Justice League. When the hell did Green Lantern turn black? Not that I'm not attracted to black guys, but they should have consulted me before changing his race.
The only comic books I ever bought were of Green Lantern. I wonder what I did with those.
They should make a Green Lantern movie. They make movies of all the other super heroes, so why not him. I could play the romantic lead. And I would ride him.
Posted by durban bud at June 25, 2006 12:12 PM
Comments
Save a horse ride a lantern!
Posted by: TOS at June 25, 2006 01:37 PM
i hate it when i have to bust out the dork, but here goes--
if you'll recall green lantern hasn't been one person for a while. the green lantern corps patrolled the galaxy like some sort of intergalactic police force.
one of them might have even been blue!
yeah. so, there's a black one, too.
thus concludes today's dork lesson.
Posted by: jeremy at June 26, 2006 02:41 AM
Didn't Hal Jordan have a goatee too? That and his Daddy grey temples were pretty hot, I'll agree.
Yes, I like the Durban Bud style. I'll mack on your choice of cartoon character any day.
Posted by: jimbo at June 26, 2006 03:03 PM
I know a good deal more about Green Lantern comics continuity than I should let on. Suffice it to say, Hal Jordan was almost always goatee-free, though.
Of the Super-Friends, my favorite was Aquaman. He was my first crush, and though I had a brief affair with Billy Idol, Arthur Curry is the only blonde man I've ever loved.
It's totally true.
S!
Posted by: Sean. Spelled the Right Way. at June 27, 2006 05:15 PM
There are several Green Lanterns to satisfy any fetish you may have (black, white, yellow, pink). Now that I am about as old as Hal Jordan, I'll take the younger Kyle Rayner Green Lantern (or Ion for other comic geeks). But my hearts always been with the Man of Steel.
Posted by: Donn at June 28, 2006 01:07 PM
I thought I was the only one that fantacized about Green Lantern.
Posted by: derek at July 14, 2006 07:54 PM