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June 15, 2006
Jay Leno Sux Donkey Dick
He is the Wal-Mart of late night television. So bland. So unoriginal. So mainstream. From time to time I'll tune in if he has a cool guest on, but whenever I do, he is telling the same tired jokes about the Clintons. Jay, it's time to move on. Come up with something new. I swear to god, if I'm flipping thru channels and land on his show, I always hear the word, "Clinton." I'll switch to another channel, switch back, and again, "Clinton." Ahahahahahahahaha! Douche.
Letterman is ten times better. Yeah, he does Clinton jokes too, but not every fucking night. At least Letterman is funny.
Last night I watched cuz his guests included Kunty Koulter and George Carlin. I was hoping he would grill her, or at least let Carlin have at her, but no such thing occurred. He coddled and kissed her boney ass. I realize he's a comedian, but c'mon, at least try to be somewhat outrageous. When is Conan taking over?
You know I'm right.
Posted by durban bud at June 15, 2006 10:03 AM
Comments
Yes, you are right.
Posted by: mark at June 15, 2006 04:47 PM
I think the era of old-school late shows is over... I'll take more John Stewart and Bill Maher please... you can keep Letterman, Leno and the rest of the relics...
Posted by: TOS at June 15, 2006 05:08 PM
Well, he'll be gone soon - Conan is taking over his spot in a few years. It's already a done deal. I agree - he also tells way too many Anna Nicole jokes too.
Posted by: Matt at June 15, 2006 06:24 PM
I agree with you except Letterman sucks too. Thank god Letterman's audience is directed when to applaud, otherwise there'd be awkward spots of silence.
Posted by: Kinny at June 15, 2006 10:17 PM
Letterman's style of humor is more subtle. I often call it comedy for the thinking man. Leno's comedy (if you can call it that) is simple and laid out in your face jokes. No thinking required.
Posted by: Dinger at June 19, 2006 09:56 AM