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June 28, 2006
Rush Limbaugh's Boner Pills
* So Rush Limbaugh uses Viagra. Ew. That means he's having sex. Barf. But he's not married, so isn't he going against his own conservative christian values? I'm pretty certain he's not supposed to be having sex without the institution of marriage. More importantly, who is giving up their cooter to this creature? Sinners!
* So Star Jones is leaving The View. That's kinda too bad. I would love to have seen her and Rosie go at it. I wonder who'll they get to replace her. I hope Rosie shoots down that ignorant chick from Survivor. She's annoying.
* I love Kathy Griffin. Yeah, she's kinda mean sometimes, but some "fabulous" people need to be taken down a peg or two. Plus, she makes fun of herself.
* I need LASIK surgery. I can't see shit far away, and my glasses have lost one of their arms. I look pathetic trying to keep them on my face. I could get new glasses but I'd rather nip it in the durban bud. So, if there are any eye doctors out there who can do me, I sure would appreciate it. If you can do me for free, I will buy you a banana split at Maggie Moo's. Thanks.
* Toad the Wet Sprocket are coming to somewhere called Assburn, Virginia. A friend invited me to go, so I guess I will be going. I love them. They make me warm inside.
* Anger Hangover is having rat problems. Can you help her out? She makes me giggle.
Posted by durban bud at June 28, 2006 01:10 PM
Comments
Ohmigawd let's go get LASIK together, like Jessica Simpson and her friend Casey did on that one episode.
Posted by: jimbo at June 28, 2006 02:49 PM
Get your passport renewed now, it takes a while and believe it, Ashburn is far! Ewww.
Posted by: TOS at June 28, 2006 08:53 PM
Wow! I'm a Toad fan too.. I thought that they had gone their separate ways a while back.. Glad to hear that they are on the road again. I should really take a look at their solo works.
Posted by: tom at June 29, 2006 12:20 PM
I think Rush was dating that CNN chick, Daryn Kagan, but I guess the rumor now is that he's dating some chick from that Fox show 24. What's most disturbing is that he got busted with Viagra while returning from the D.R. I wonder if he was with a lady friend or if decided to "go local" while down there. Eww.
Posted by: anger hangover at June 29, 2006 01:47 PM