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June 26, 2006
Vaginal Weather
It's been a wet motherfucker the past few days in DC. And it's still raining. It's weird weather though; it rains, stops, gets sunny, then pours even harder.
As my friend Pam would say, "It's very vaginal out." Only she would refer to it using a much more derogatory term for the female anatomy. I would ask her why, and she would say, "Cuz it's ugly, wet, kinda humid and it smells like snapper." That kinda sums up the weather here, only I would never refer to it like that. That Pam, she's one funny cunt.
On a side note: I've noticed a lot of gay boys at the gym wearing their portable music devices strapped to their arms. I've wondered if they wear these on a specific arm to signify their favorite sexual position, like they do with arm bands and tattoos. I think they do.
Posted by durban bud at June 26, 2006 03:28 PM
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beside myself........
shut-up...tj!!!
that's more like what i would say....YOU used to say that..not me..
but i'll take the funny part.....i'll take it.
check your mail on myspace, bitch!
Posted by: pam at June 26, 2006 04:20 PM
LOL - I wear it on my left, which is where my watch is... Ideally i would strap it around my neck if I wanted to advertise but then again that would look silly and I doubt anyone would do it since people in this town are so overly concerned about being on the left side instead of on the right or middle where they really belong! Just like mounds and almond joy, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!
Posted by: TOS at June 26, 2006 08:38 PM
I wear my iPod Mini off of my left hip. I don't know what that means. Although I am open to suggestions on good arm holsters for my music.
And I can never remember which right/left hankie crap signifies. Just ask me what mood I'm in I guess.
Posted by: jimbo at June 28, 2006 01:58 PM