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July 24, 2006
A Dirty Sanchez
* I went to see Strangers With Candy this past weekend. It was loads of dirty, stupid fun. My latest hero, Stephen Colbert, was in it, and that made me all warm inside. It was also a good educational tool, as I learned what a dirty sanchez and a rusty trombone are. Gotta love Wikipedia.
* I went out to dinner with a friend of mine from LA tonight. He said, "I check out your blog from time to time, but if I see you've written over 6 paragraphs, I close out my browser cuz I can't read that shit. You should be able to sum up your point in 2.5 paragraphs." Oh really? My friend's initials are BM, and I think that's quite appropriate. I told him that I sometimes use pictures instead of words to illustrate a point. Look for unflattering photos of BM to appear here soon.
Anyway, BM just got back from the Gay Games. He and I are totally gonna represent in the 2010 Gay Games with our amazing badminton skillz. Just you watch; the gold will be ours. Oh yes, it will be ours.
* Anna Goldstein met her unfortunate demise this evening, courtesy of a Dell Computers catalog. We will all miss her tenacity and spirit. Godspeed, Anna.
* We're seriously considering heading out to Folsom in September. That could be all sorts of naughty fun.
* I haven't had a drug or a drink in over 135 days; that's like, a third of a year that I haven't had a hangover. I rule! And I still rock the party that rocks the body.
Posted by durban bud at July 24, 2006 10:16 PM
Comments
Congrats on the 135 days! You're well into your second trimester of sobriety!
Posted by: anger hangover at July 25, 2006 08:36 AM
I love your long post, maybe I need a life but they make me laugh
Posted by: Tim at July 25, 2006 10:02 AM
And today is 136 - congratulations!
Tell BM that when he has a blog he can judge... ;-P
Posted by: TOS at July 25, 2006 10:44 AM
Congrats, bud. Good to know you're hanging in there.
Posted by: Sean. Spelled the Right Way. at July 25, 2006 04:42 PM
Congrats on the milestone, Teej. That's great.
Posted by: Kinny at July 25, 2006 10:09 PM
Come to Folsom! Come to Folsom! Woo woo!
Posted by: matt at July 28, 2006 12:01 PM