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July 14, 2006
Webster's Gay Edition
So about 100 new words are being entered in the 2006 version of the Merriam-Webster's Collegiate® Dictionary. Some of them are gay-oriented: drama queen, polyamory, soul patch and, of course, unibrow.
There are a number of gay terms that I believe should also be added. Let this serve as a guide for my straight readers.
Top
A man who enjoys placing his penis in another man's bum.
Bottom
A man who enjoys receiving a man's penis in his bum.
Versatile
A man who enjoys receiving a man's penis in his bum.
The Crew Club
A "gym" where men are allowed to pair up and make love
Manhunt
An online version of the Crew Club
PnP
A term used by a person who will be entering rehab in about 2 years
Thruple
A couple that invite a third into their relationship, usually followed by the dissolution of the relationship
Uh Wrong Ansa
Means "wrong answer". If your boss gives you a project at 3:00pm to finish by 5:00pm on a Friday, you simply reply, "Uh wrong ansssssa." Or, if one of your tricks tries to place his penis in your bum after you've eaten Thai food for dinner, you simply reply, "Uh wrong ansssssa."
Mangina
A man's anus
Skidmarks
A straight man
June Bugs
A new term for lesbians
Ann Coulter
A botched male to female transsexual operation
Bears
Big, burly hairy gay men that Stephen Colbert is frequently afraid of.
Twinks
Thin, hairless, young gay men
Musclebears
Men who should call me
Susser
A feminine gay man who uses a lot of s's when he sssspeaks. Twinks are usually good examples, and Michael Moloney from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
Sussin' Susser
A really feminine gay man who overuses a lot of s's when he sssspeaks. Michael Kors from Project Runway would be an example of a sussin' susser.
Ira
A term applied to an individual who packs their entire wardrobe and toiletries for a relatively short vacation
Am I missing any?
And...
This baby is a metaphor for the world:
Posted by durban bud at July 14, 2006 10:41 AM
Comments
Need a new place? Look no more. There's room right here in Montreal. I'm sure it would be nice to know you.
Good day!
Posted by: Mario at July 14, 2006 12:46 PM
You should apologize to trannies everywhere... Ann Coulter is a thing from another planet and clearly not human... ewwwww Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus and Ann Coulter is from Uranus... LOL
Posted by: TOS at July 14, 2006 12:58 PM
Tos:
Trannies need not be offended. I said a "botched" male to female operation, you betch.
Posted by: durban bud at July 14, 2006 01:07 PM
You're missing 50% of the versatile definition...
Posted by: TOS at July 14, 2006 10:38 PM
You're dead on on versatile, at least if you're looking online. I wish I'd gotten up at reasonable hour so I could have laughed my ass off then.
Posted by: Carl at July 15, 2006 02:08 AM
don't forget
Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex
From: Dan Savage
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/index2.html
Posted by: Rob at July 15, 2006 11:41 AM
Funny stuff! ;-)
Posted by: Bubala at July 15, 2006 09:50 PM