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July 16, 2006
Sunday Serenity
I can't breathe; it's too humid. It's so hot, my chest hair has become pubic. The only thing to do is stay indoors and sleep, or maybe I'm a reincarnated cat, and I'm just doing what's in my nature. Sometimes I wish I were a cat so I could clean myself without soap. I would lick my hand and rub it on my face, or lick my chest with quick downward movements, or sit on my hindquarters with my legs sticking out so I could clean my cooter. Cats are cool like that.
I did manage to escape from my home last night. We were in the mood for some light mindless entertainment, something silly, something in which a man saves the world from destruction and all things evil, so we chose "An Inconvenient Truth." Only, it wasn't silly or mindless, it was depressingly real. It was a great educational lesson, and everyone should go see it.
We went to my favorite theater downtown, the E Street Cinemas. Downtown DC is flourishing. It's amazing to see how transformed this area has become since someone with a brain took office as mayor here. 5 years ago this place would be desolate on a weekend night. Now it is bustling with people and nightlife. Wonderful stores, restaurants, and theaters. It's awesome. This place is on par to become like San Francisco's downtown.
An Observation, a Lyric, and a Photo
When did erect collars come back into fashion?
We went out to dinner with Suitcase Sally. The gay boys were all gussied up in their tight polos and designer jeans, and they were sussin' up a sssstorm! Between all the "He's cute," "Oh, he's cute," "He likes to be [censored]," and "He's got a big dick" comments from Sally, I noticed a couple of the boyssss had their collars turned up. Ew. Please make it sssstop!
"I more like you better if we slept together, and there's something in your eyes that says maybe..."
Meow
Posted by durban bud at July 16, 2006 03:25 PM
Comments
I refuse to treat global warming as anything other than a minor fluctiaon in our enviroment. Until we have some fancy way of deflecting solar radiation away from the planet, one solar flare or big forest fire could basically undo any repairs or alterations that humans could affect. Let's not even go into volcanos.
But than I can't see Al Gore without worrying about the Manbearpigs....
Posted by: tim at July 17, 2006 11:56 AM
Popped collars are more horrifying the second time around - on anyone.
I don't think this heat is so bad...there's no humidity! I can handle yesterday and today's weather.
Posted by: jimbo at July 17, 2006 11:57 AM
It is 95 out and the heat index is 100 and rising... it is NASTY out... by comparison it is 94 in Phoenix and feels like 95... plus 10% less humidity...
I wish I was in SFO - it is sunny and 60 brisk degrees... now where did I put those plane tickets...
Posted by: TOS at July 17, 2006 02:01 PM
Romeo Void?
My rockgeek heart's gonna be a-flutter all day now.
Ssssssstop, sssssilly!!!!
Posted by: Sean. Spelled the Right Way. at July 18, 2006 09:24 AM
I am a fan of the popped collar.
Sue me. :)
Posted by: A-Ron at July 18, 2006 10:33 AM