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August 23, 2006
Axl Rose Is Yelling Again
Axl Rose was in my dream last night. Not surprisingly, he was screaming at me. Not sure why, but he was very mean. Tommy Lee was there too. We were at some fancy coffeeshop in Amsterdam. Madonna would occasionally show up. Each time she looked at me, she would say:
"Do I have to change my name?
Will it get me far?
Should I lose some weight?
Will I get SARS?"
It was all very odd.
A lot of my dreams include famous musicians. Kurt Cobain, Madonna and, for some strange reason, the Indigo Girls often show up.
Sometimes a porn star will visit my mental movies. However, I rarely have sex dreams. This is disappointing. In fact, I've never had a wet dream. I don't think that's very fair. Makes me sad. I think I should ask for my money back. If I do end up fooling around with someone, we never finish. I wonder why.
Some of my dreams consist of shapes, colors and tastes. One of my scariest dreams is of these large shapes. They always seem like they're crushing me. I've had these shape dreams since I was a kid. I usually wake up with a metallic taste in my mouth after having them.
Someday I will have these psychoanalyzed. Someday.
Posted by durban bud at August 23, 2006 10:47 AM
Comments
I've never had a wet dream either... always wanted to have one and still want to but I'm just too horny to quit the bedroom fun to cause one... Besides I'd probably go on some rampage at a post office if I ever abstained for more than 48 hours :-P
Posted by: TOS at August 23, 2006 04:56 PM
wet dreams rawk.
i'm just sayin . . .
Posted by: t.todd at August 24, 2006 01:30 AM
I have had a few wet dreams. None latety, but I keep on hoping for more. Wet dreams are great! On another note, I always have this weird dream that some sort of fungus or plant or something is growing very rapidly out of my mouth. I try to rip it out, but it keeps on growing so fast that I cannot keep up with it. It fills up my mouth so that I can't even close it. I always wake from those dreams with a funny, kind of metallic taste in my mouth.
Posted by: Bubala at August 24, 2006 09:32 AM
Weird. My shapes seem to have fungus on them too. It's really hard to describe them to other people. They don't make sense. It's more of a feeling, a taste, odd visuals. I don't know.
As for wet dreams, do most guys have them? It seems like they do. And do women have orgasms in their dreams? Hmmmm.....
Posted by: dBud at August 24, 2006 10:00 AM
Careful about what you wish for, wet dream-wise. The only one I could remember afterwards involved me and (a thankfully pre-toupee) Burt Reynolds having sex by the pond at St. Mary's College in southern MD. I woke up more than a little disturbed.
Posted by: Waremouse at August 24, 2006 01:55 PM
damn that is disturbing! But still be glad it was still Burt Reynolds and not Loni Anderson!
Posted by: TOS at August 24, 2006 02:34 PM
There was a brief moment several decades ago that Burt was good-looking. Maybe it was a flashback dream. Be thankful it was Bandit and not Smokey at least.
Posted by: Brian at August 24, 2006 03:12 PM
I had a huge crush on Burt Reynolds back in his "Starting Over" days. He was hot. Remember that Cosmo centerfold he did?
Posted by: dBud at August 24, 2006 04:04 PM
Reading the names of Burt and Loni make me think of this: my friend, who is from the south, claims to have had a sex dream with a person who had Dolly Parton's body -- but Kenny Rogers' head! I didn't ask if his dream got "wet". My most common reoccuring sex dream is that I'm able to suck my own dick. I always think (in the dream), "why haven't I been able to do this before? This is great!" and then I wake up.
Posted by: John T at August 25, 2006 12:29 AM
That cosmo centerfold was hot. Burt's problem was jumping on that plastic surgery train. He would've aged gracefully but for that. Bruce Jenner should not be a role model.
Posted by: Brian at August 25, 2006 10:01 AM
My mother had that Cosmo issue. I would always put it back where I found it when I was done with it...
I have scary shape dreams too, especially when I'm feverish, accompanied by repetitive sound. I'll bet it is analyzable.
Posted by: jimbo at August 25, 2006 01:07 PM