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August 20, 2006
Durban Sports
My blogDaddy once told me, "Son, if you have nothing to say on your blog, just post photos of attractive men."
"Thank you, blogDaddy, I will do as you say. I WILL do as you say."
People routinely come to my site via Google to find travel information on Durban, South Africa, but they are sorely disappointed. More specifically, they are usually looking for whores in Durban, South Africa. Not sure why my site comes up for that. So I thought I would call this post Durban Sports, to again, disappoint the many.
Anyway, from time to time I'll see a rather attractive man on the telly playing a sporting event. In the past week, I came upon these three blokes. I don't know anything about them, except that they caught my eye.
One of them plays golf. Can he really be considered an athlete because of this? I think not. I played golf once and that was enough to bore the bejesus out of me. It took 3 hours to play 9 holes. I had a much better average at the Crew Club!
#1: Kinda handsome. Name is Chris DiMarco. Hits a ball.
#2: Name is James. Swats balls. Has really white teeth.
#3: Name is Justin. Tackles other men. Tattoo signifies bottom.
#3 gets my vote.
Posted by durban bud at August 20, 2006 12:00 AM
Comments
I'm going with #3 as well... 1 and 2 don't, as Jimbo says, make my smurf itch... whatever that means :-P
Posted by: TOS at August 20, 2006 09:44 AM
If you look at Jimbo's blog, you will see that the real rule is, "If you don't have anything interesting to say, post shirtless pictures of yourself."
Posted by: Aaron at August 20, 2006 11:21 AM
Aaron is correct.
Posted by: homer at August 20, 2006 06:24 PM
While others are distracted by the large man with the tattoo, I'll happily flit away with James Blake. Tennis players have amazing legs and stamina.
Posted by: Brian at August 21, 2006 08:11 AM
C'est quoi, ce "Crew Club", and why does it involve les "'oles?"
I like knowing what I'm getting, so #3 is convincing, but really, I'll just have another pint of Haagen-Dazs and settle in for a good chick flick.
Posted by: Carl at August 21, 2006 10:01 AM
I totally don't see where you're going with the golfer. Were you kidding?
Aaron: listen, betch - on my last post I put up pictures of other people, a dog, and a pirate ship. No shirtless Jimbo pics there!
Posted by: jimbo at August 21, 2006 11:25 AM
I can't post shirtless pictures of myself anyway, like Jimbo does, cuz I'm not as photogenic. I always come across as kinda scary looking.
Jimbo/blogDaddy: I think the golfer is kinda handsome, although it was very late, and I had consumed 5 Diet Cokes with Splenda before I saw him on TV, so maybe my vision was affected, betch.
Posted by: dBud at August 21, 2006 01:29 PM