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August 14, 2006
Förmiddag som I går till Folsom
A couple NYC friends descended upon our humble abode this past weekend. I was immediately greeted with this verbal dart, "If anything about this weekend appears on your blog, I will retain counsel." No worries, I will only use nicknames, so this individual will only be referred to as Mister Fister on this here blahg.
Mister Fister is NYC royalty, so he has wonderful stories of all the other NYC boys. I know so much now. He also introduced me to the term Jewbans, which is simply Jewish Cubans. Apparently they're a hot commodity these days, and highly in demand.
At one point during this beautiful weekend, I was surrounded by 3 gay men named Robert. It's the new gay name. So if you meet someone named Robert, he more than likely enjoys the penis. Just sayin'. By the way, I think we now need to retire the saying, "Just sayin'." I'm just sayin'!
One of the Roberts made an interesting point. He said that most waitresses at IHOP or Denney's or your local mom & pop diner appear to be battered housewives. It's sad, but kinda...true. They usually appear beaten down and timid, yet extremely attentive cuz, well, ya know. Is this an employment requirement? Hmmm.
Anyway, we will be heading to Fölsom next month. It will be my first time attending. We tried to go 5 years ago, but then 9/11 happened. If al-Quada does anything between now and then to disrupt these plans, I will beat them myself with my silver tone metal cock ring. Actually I don't have a cock ring; I find them far too constricting, and, as most of you know, I don't like to be held down by anything. I hope Cosmicblast still has an available bed. If not, I will need to mooch off someone. Just sayin'.
It should be a great time. A couple buds will be performing, and a few other friends will also be attending. I'm excited. I hope to meet many a porn star.
Maybe I'll see you there!
Posted by durban bud at August 14, 2006 11:44 PM
Comments
Bevara Sverige Svenskt! That's all the Swedish I know... and before Carl passes out I'll add that I'm not a xenophobic Swede, but I did learn that phrase from one!
Posted by: TOS at August 15, 2006 05:54 PM
I checked out the flick that Treasure Island Media produced a year or so ago from FSF. I felt that it was a little more tame and was hoping to see some all-out-buttmunching but alas.
Folsom will be fun and surely a great way for me to ring in my 34th birthday. See ya there.
Posted by: Steve in IAH at August 15, 2006 09:23 PM
Actually I have an image of you wearing a metal cockring as a tiara, surrounded by lots of shirtless men clad in leather.
So I can safely assume any Robert will have experience doing what I require of him; good to know.
TOS: I'm not going to say anything...but that's because I'm having violent seizures.
Posted by: carl at August 15, 2006 11:12 PM
Your title kills me. Indecipherable, yet refers to the blog entry content in an obtuse sort of way while still making you appear to be highly International and Cosmopolitan. Don't forget to use the word 'brilliant!' in your next blog entry.
Posted by: jimbo at August 15, 2006 11:35 PM
I think I understand now.
In: Titles in different languages.
Out: I'm just sayin.
dBud: Sarah, you are a wise woman!
Posted by: Sarah at August 16, 2006 12:15 PM
Hit me up when you're in town.
Posted by: Waremouse at August 17, 2006 07:25 PM