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August 06, 2006
Realizations
I, too, put on my period panties and lounged around this weekend. Here's the way it went down:
1. I watched CNN and realized...
People should vote for Ned Lamont instead of Joe Lieberman for one clear reason; can we all really endure six more years of...that voice? I know I can't.
2. I went to BigMuscleBears.com, hit refresh over and over and realized...
There are pictures of me on that site, yet I don't have a profile. What the hell? Looks like one of my friends has added them to his own profile unbeknownst to me. The nerve! I spat out my Diet Coke with Splenda when I saw myself. Luckily, he blackened out my face in one photo and only left my legs in another.
It's not that bad though; I feel more sorry for the unsuspecting women who are seen smiling with their best gay friend in one of his profile pics, right next to a close up of their best gay friend's hairy hole. Classy, very classy.
I also realized that a number of big muscle bears love their dogs, and for some odd reason, rollercoasters.
3. I watched ABC News and realized...
Dan Harris is adorkable. He looks like a very small man, so I'd like to put him in my pocket and take him out when I want to hear the latest headlines, or if I need to cuddle, or if I need some change.
4. I read the Washington Post and realized...
Gay people are moving out of Virginia and into DC. That's good to hear since my neighborhood has flooded the market with new condos. My condo is now worth twenty bucks.
5. I rented a porno with Jake Dakota and realized...
I need to send him a 'thank you' note. My parents always taught me to acknowledge someone's good deeds, not just the bad. So I did. I sent him a nice little note thanking him for his courageous performance in "Manhole" and how it truly touched me. He didn't write me back though. Whatever, he's going to Folsom, and so am I. So I will find him and thank him in person. Awwwww yeahhhhhh.....
6. World Trade Center?
Um, I don't think so.
Posted by durban bud at August 6, 2006 10:25 PM
Comments
Re: #6 - I definitely agree. We don't need some schlocky, sacchrine melodrama to make a profit off one of the most tragic days in our recent history. At the very least it shouldn't be released in NEw York or DC - seeing it live once was enough...
Posted by: TOS at August 7, 2006 09:20 PM
Did you know you can be MySpace friends with WTC The Movie?
And after seeing number five, I realize I have a lot of thank you notes to write. A whole lot.
Posted by: chrisafer at August 8, 2006 08:25 AM
What, no BMB profile? If you make one, skip the butthole pics- they are way too sophisticated for my tastes.
Posted by: homer at August 9, 2006 05:50 PM
Hey ho! Lieberman's out! YAY!
Yet as I talk to my Republican dad, he points out that old Joe is up for an Independent bid. I guess to YAY now is to be counting unhatched chickens...
YAY! anyway...
Dbud: Yes! We no longer get to hear that voice for 6 more years, and that is truly a win for all of us.
Posted by: JimmyBear at August 9, 2006 07:15 PM
Dan Harris used to do local news in Maine. Even better in person!
207guy
Posted by: 207guy at August 14, 2006 10:34 PM