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August 01, 2006
Sugar Tits
I've added a new term to my vocabulary, courtesy of Mel Gibson.
During his infamous arrest, he allegedly said to a female officer:
"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?”
Who says that? What does it mean? I don't know, but with all the death and destruction in the world, we need to spread some sugar tits.
I invite all of you to find some way to use this term today. It will really make you feel better. I'll give you some examples of how it can be used to get you started:
"Thanks for holding the door for me, sugar tits."
"I'd like to refill my prescription for sugar tits."
"Tonight, for dinner, we're having meatloaf, spinach and a side of sugar tits."
"I'd like to request "Hoover Dam" by Sugar Tits."
"I'd be happy to stay late for work, sugar tits."
"You have a smokin' penis, sugar tits."
See? It's easy to do, and can be applied to men and women.
If you comment on someone's blog today, be sure to include some sugar tits.
Come on people, let's sugar tit the world, one sugar titty at a time!
Show us your sugar tits!
Posted by durban bud at August 1, 2006 03:44 AM
Comments
Sugar tits, sugar tits, sugar tits!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: durban bud at August 1, 2006 04:34 AM
Remember when you used to be more than just a pair of sugar tits to me?
Now the rhythmic bounce of your sugar tits is all I need to get me thru the day....
Hmm I think I got a handle on this.
Posted by: Tim at August 1, 2006 09:23 AM
I am so hungry for some sugar tits.
Posted by: Sarah at August 1, 2006 12:22 PM
you make me laugh.....thanks, man
Posted by: pam at August 1, 2006 01:16 PM
"Whenever I think of TJ, I imagine those sugar tits trying to burst out of the shirt." I think I've actually heard someone say that on the phone recently.
Posted by: Carl at August 1, 2006 01:24 PM
You need to get off the sugar tits and get yourself a real job.
Posted by: anger hangover at August 1, 2006 03:13 PM
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up
Pour some sugar tits on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar tits on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar tits on me
Oh, I can't get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah
Posted by: durban bud at August 1, 2006 04:38 PM
I'm hearing a Peaches song here...
"let's get over this
i'm your sugartits"
Feist's cover of it here
Posted by: Mr Bartender at August 1, 2006 05:49 PM
I don't like sugar tits - I would prefer some salty man nips tho...
Posted by: TOS at August 1, 2006 06:49 PM
That's the place where all the good children go.
The houses are of silver,
The streets of gold.
But there's more where you come from - my sugar tits.
My sugar tits.
My sugar tits.
Blood races to your private spots.
Posted by: durban bud at August 1, 2006 09:15 PM
'Course if a guy actually had sugar tits, I'd munch them right off.
Posted by: Carl at August 1, 2006 11:31 PM
Sugar tits my world keeps me safe from a trouble and pain.
Posted by: rodger at August 2, 2006 01:49 AM
t.j., you a *whole lotta* juicy work ,you are . . .
and most of all, i love you because you referenced the Sugar song, 'hoover dam'. goddamn, tijjy, you and your sugar tits make t.todd smile ;o)
and really, ain't nobody got the sugar tits the way Tos got the juuuuuuuissssssssay sugar tits. goddamn that man got some delicious titties. oh my, how i do get all hot and bothered, i just need a moment here . . .
Posted by: t.todd at August 2, 2006 03:52 AM
Tos:
Guys can have sugar tits too. It's true. I asked.
Posted by: durban bud at August 2, 2006 08:12 AM
My grandmother used to say "oh sugar tit" when something bothersome would happen. Instead of saying something like "oh shoot". She later seemed to shorten it to "oh sugar". I remember this from the sixties. She died about 1976. She was probably in her late sixties or early seventies. This was on the eastern shore of Maryland. I don't know if "sugar tit" was a popular thing to say around there/then. But I know they (including my father) used to "mong you" as in "mong you boys come on in the house". I think the "mong" part was 'mong as in among. But if that's it I still don't understand it. I'd ask my father about it but he'd probably look at me funny. That would be bad. I'd probably say "oh sugar tit".
Posted by: notjandek at August 2, 2006 08:45 AM
and now you can purchase the T shirt...
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1408552#top
Posted by: Herb at August 2, 2006 02:49 PM
Damnit! I should have come out with a T-shirt yesterday. Only I would remove Mel's photo, and just leave Sugar Tits.
I do like using "Oh sugar tit" in place of "Oh, shoot" or "oh fuck". it's catchy and not as offensive. i'm learning so much....
Posted by: durban bud at August 2, 2006 04:19 PM
T-todd! I'm blushing... :-)
Posted by: TOS at August 2, 2006 09:17 PM
Great blog but I want to see more sweet sugar tits
Posted by: bill troyer at May 11, 2007 07:20 PM