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August 25, 2006
The Crow
Don't ask me to smile in pictures anymore, and please don't make me laugh. I'm noticing those dreaded lines are now forming around my eyes, and I don't like it.
The idea of botox intrigues me, but I'm not sure I could ever do it. It seems pretty minor and eventually it does wear off, so if I didn't look human, I would just need to wait about 2 months. Hmmm.
I've noticed a few good nose jobs, but I don't need a nose job. I'm happy with my ski-jump nose. That's what some guy I dated told me I had. He would say, "I love your ski-jump nose and chocolate chip eyes." Gag.
But I've noticed a lot of people lately don't look all that human, especially at my gym. What do you do when you haven't seen someone in a long time, and when you do, they look like they've seen JonBenet's ghost? It's hard to carry on a conversation. That's happened to me a couple times recently.
I don't think I would ever have plastic surgery. I'd be afraid I'd mess something up for good. Just look at Bruce Jenner or this individual. Mr. Jenner now kinda looks like...a lesbian.
I guess I'll just grow old gracefully, without smiling, of course.
Posted by durban bud at August 25, 2006 10:28 AM
Comments
I was just chatting with a friend online and was saying how a local tv actor needs to lay OFF the botox... his face is stretched way too tight and he's probably not even 30
Posted by: TOS at August 25, 2006 12:13 PM
Please do not do Botox. It makes you get a cottage cheese face. Plus I like Daddies, and you'll make a fine one soon enough.
Like my mother always says: if you can tell something's been done, it shouldn't have been done.
Posted by: jimbo at August 25, 2006 01:04 PM
I can introduce you to lots of Daddies!
Oh wait, not what you meant.
Carry on!
Posted by: Brian at August 25, 2006 02:41 PM
Put a visor and some gold hoop earrings on him and he does look very LPGA-ish.
Posted by: anger hangover at August 25, 2006 07:24 PM
Not sure if he looks like a lesbian, but he does look like Christopher Reeves after his accident.
Posted by: gareth wyn at August 28, 2006 08:50 AM
wow. Rocky Dennis looked less deformed than the other individual. these things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, the sun on my face.
Posted by: PIR at August 28, 2006 09:12 AM
Frowning takes more muscles than a plain reaction, so keep that in mind. No furrowing of the brow either.
Posted by: carl at August 28, 2006 09:44 PM