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September 26, 2006

Man-Meat Moratorium

Folsom weekend was loads of dirty, rotten, naughty fun. That said, I really don't need to see another penis for a long, long time. I really don't.

Our wonderful hosts, Matt & Michael, held a party on Friday night. I got to meet future porn star, John aka Waremouse aka Space Cadet. He's a funny guy. Some observations he made:

"If this party is a reality show, I'm the black guy who gets kicked off."

"Lisbon is the Baltimore of Europe."

"Dean Coulter is the Greta Garbo of gay porn."

He invited us to a Raging Stallion party on Saturday, but we couldn't make it. Saturday was all about Magnitude, the big, gay, leather dance party.

I played the part of spectator; although I did put on a leather Wonder Woman-like bracelet.

It was quite an experience. Lots of beautiful people. The music was great. Friendly atmosphere. Ran into a couple mandies.

I made it on the dance floor a few times, and proved to myself that I can still have fun without being fucked up on some drug. I saw a number of guys who were so high. I remember exactly how that felt and missed it for a split second; then I remembered how shitty I felt the entire week after. Not worth it to me. Plus, I didn't end up doing something I'd regret. So I remained fully clothed the entire time! Yay me!

After watching some of the events occuring in the dungeon or onstage for everyone to see, I realized just how much of a prude I really am.

Sunday was the fair. It was a gorgeous day. Crazy crowds. Lots of fun. I knew what to expect so I wasn't shocked by anything. It's basically an anything goes type of event.

I met a bunch of porn stars. All of them were really sweet, especially my boy, Jake. He was a good sport, as I took several photos with him. I was well-behaved. Good guy. I hope he comes to DC soon; we would love to take him out for sushi or something.

I have to say it was kind of ego brusing to be around all these hot guys. I look like the retarded brother with Down's in the pictures I took with them. Oh well. We can't all look that good.

All in all, we had a wonderful time. I love San Fran. I always have a good time there. I hope to go back soon.

I know you're just dying to see some of the photos. *They are pretty R-Rated*, so view them at your own discretion.


Cosmic Blast


T.Todd freakin' me the fuck out.

Porn Stars:


Kirk Ziegler


Jake. I love how his photo is in the background on the right.


Blurry Jake


Enzo Grimaldi


Folsom Pics:


Yes, he is doing what you think he is doing.

So that is why I am on a man-meat moratorium.

Posted by durban bud at September 26, 2006 09:05 AM

Comments

Great pics. And yes, that is what I thought he was doing.

Posted by: Bubala at September 26, 2006 12:00 PM

oh my.. California really is laid back.. Do you think any of that would ever fly here in conservative DC? - uh, no..

I think you are the better looking guy in most of those pics, IMO..

Posted by: steve at September 26, 2006 03:51 PM

Was a blast Teej! Hope this becomes an annual tradition for us.

Posted by: matt at September 26, 2006 06:07 PM

We should rename it Man Francisco. Did I coin a term, or is that something people say?!

you look good in your photos... I always look drunk, fat, shiny or too smiley or a combo of all that.

Posted by: Paul at September 26, 2006 06:30 PM

Ohmigod, most gay men do drink each other's urine! Except me.

Posted by: homer at September 26, 2006 08:32 PM

Looks like you had a blast Teej - but I personally could have done without the pic of the shoeshine lady (at least I think it's a lady). ;)

Posted by: stina at September 27, 2006 12:14 AM

CA is so eco-friendly, they recycle everything!

Posted by: Dinger at September 27, 2006 09:47 AM

So you're fasting on the man-meat for a while? Just in time for Yom Kippur! Is Rob feeling it too?

Posted by: Carl at September 27, 2006 09:52 AM

tj i now know why some things are never meant to be seen. those pictures are way way too much. i have to rinse my eyes out with clorox. lol u seem like you had a really good time. where was rob?

dBud: He was there, just hiding.

Posted by: robert at September 27, 2006 10:46 AM

It was great to run into yawl.
The "...remained fully clothed the entire time!" part was kind of a disappointment to some of us.
;-)

Posted by: circleinasquare at September 27, 2006 09:39 PM

bitch, please.

Posted by: t.todd at September 28, 2006 05:15 AM

great pix! come on majicboy you know you love it!

I love the big schlonger in the pic with you and Jake...

Arpad Miklos is kinda hot - I have a DVD with him in it - Truck Stop Daddy 2 :-)

Posted by: TOS at September 29, 2006 09:53 PM

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