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September 20, 2006
Stalking Jake Dakota
Jake is the one with the baseball cap. I will be stalking him at Folsom this weekend. He's my very own McDreamy. I've already alerted him of my intentions, and he seemed to imply that it would be okay. With my luck, I'll fuck it up and won't meet him, but at least I'll try!
Anyway, I leave tomorrow. I'll be taking my laptop, so maybe I'll live blog from Folsom! Nah, I'm not that pathetic (or am I)?
I'll be staying with sex god, Cosmicblast. He's hosting a party Friday night. I hope I can make it. I'll prolly end up at Harvey's drinking milk and playing trivia.
We all bought tickets to some party called Magnitude. We didn't read the dress code until after we got our tix. It calls for wearing something leather. Um, not sure about that. I'm not bringing any leather items I may have. No room in my backpack; plus, I'd be the one in the security line who gets pulled aside, questioned, and anally raped. Maybe I'll just wear a wrist band or something, like Wonder Woman does.
I haven't been to a club proper in like 3 years. Since I won't be partaking in drugs and alcohol, it should make for a unique experience. I hope I don't slip on any Crisco.
Sunday is the fair and the performance with Bob and Rich.
Update: Jake and me
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This photo was lifted off porn star Jason Ridge's site. He's kinda hot too, but it's all about Mr. Dakota this weekend.
Posted by durban bud at September 20, 2006 02:16 PM
Comments
I have a harness and leather vest you can borrow. But the harness is all snap-together like a set of Legos so you'll have to figure out how to put it together yourself.
My leather chaps don't fit me anymore, but you can try to squeeze them on.
Posted by: jimbo at September 20, 2006 03:15 PM
so this is the one you wrote a poem, huh?
Posted by: jeremy at September 20, 2006 04:42 PM
If you are only going to wear the wrist band then you must only wear the wrist band. Maybe a pair of underwear for travel and boots so you don't slip.
Posted by: Carl at September 20, 2006 05:03 PM
Happy hunting! Looks like you'll have lots of fun.
Posted by: Brian at September 21, 2006 07:16 AM
Cool. Take lots and lots of pictures. Especially of McDreamy Jake.
Posted by: Bubala at September 21, 2006 11:16 AM
Have a great time. Folsom is more like Adam's Morgan Day these days but still a good time. Enjoy the magnitude of it all - no drugs, alcohol needed - just your frisky spirit.
Posted by: Shawn at September 21, 2006 02:48 PM
hey there buddy! how is everything? i am glad you stopped to check out my page. next time tell me how to post them on my page. oh yeah have fun in cali
Posted by: robert at September 21, 2006 11:48 PM
Remember to bring a clean towel and a little bleach, in case you need to sit down. It really wouldn't do to have gangrene of the ass on that long flight back.
Posted by: Carl at September 22, 2006 11:24 AM
What I want to know is, where can I get underwear that says "COWBOY" on the waistband?
Posted by: John T at September 23, 2006 09:12 PM
Hi durban bud,
I hope you had a chance to meet Jake Dakota at the Folsom Street Fair...
He is such a HOT MAN - and is really sweet too!!!
BUT REMEMBER - HE'S MINE!!! (LOL)
Take care darling
Trixie
Posted by: Trailer Trash Trixie at October 8, 2006 11:29 PM
Jake Dakota is my all time favorite! I even devoted a blogpost on him. Yummie!!!
Posted by: coos at August 17, 2007 07:38 PM