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October 04, 2006
Durban Dish
What exactly do you want to talk about?
Posted by durban bud at October 4, 2006 03:01 PM
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which planet to migrate to, to get away from the Foley=gay=child molestor triangle that both parties are spouting right now.
Umm how about how much art can you hang in your house before it's too much? Should it be one picture per wall or does it all just have to match?
dBud: Uranus, of course. No idea about the art work.
Posted by: tim at October 4, 2006 04:26 PM
Isn't dating your friends' friends always fraught with danger and despair?
dBud: No, it's filled with joy and adventure. Why, are you looking to date some friends' friends?
Posted by: Carl at October 4, 2006 05:03 PM
Scrapbooking?
dBud: Nah, Jimbo has already covered that. How 'bout this mandie running for congress? He used to be a quarterback for the Redskins. I remember he had a fantastic butt. He's only 34, and he's ahead in the polls too.
Posted by: Herb at October 4, 2006 05:04 PM
How about that not-so-fresh feeling and/or minor feminine itching?
dBud: My cooter rarely itches and I'm always fresh. I used to trim my bush fur, which caused severe itching, so I don't really do that anymore. Oh, and one of my ex's gave me scabies once, cuz he was a slutty whore. My legs became extremely itchy but that was it.
Posted by: anger hangover at October 4, 2006 05:35 PM
Where to find the best ice cream sundaes.
dBud: Friendly's
Posted by: Steve at October 4, 2006 08:03 PM
Why I need lurn engleesh mizter? (a direct quote from a young Honduran kid in 4th period)
Posted by: TOS at October 4, 2006 09:40 PM
No, just doing a survey on dating.
Bush fur? Hair that grows in the Australian outback?
Posted by: carl at October 4, 2006 10:42 PM
Ok that mandie named his kids Navy and Island! And the wife's name is Nikol. $20 says she's a draq queen.
Posted by: carl at October 4, 2006 10:45 PM
I want to know what the official name for male pubic area is. I've been scolded for calling it bush, as apparently that is the female term. How about trimming tips? I'm a bit Hitlers Moustache at the moment. Less isn't more.
dBud: Calling it "Bush" is fine, and quite appropriate actually. You can also refer to it as a "crotch-fro".
Posted by: joe at October 5, 2006 07:08 AM
How do I tell the fat guy in my office that he's too fat to use the urinal? He can't stand close enough and always leaves a small puddle on the floor.
dBud: That's disgusting, but simple to resolve. Use the stall instead. Always use the stall.
Posted by: Dumbek at October 5, 2006 09:23 AM
"Scrapbooking"?
When did I cover that?
My bush starts to look like Gene Shalit if I don't trim it. Could we call it a 'manfro'?
Posted by: jimbo at October 5, 2006 10:46 AM
Whether or not cloning a certain hot blogger to be my new bf is unethical.
Posted by: homer at October 5, 2006 02:13 PM
When out and about in the general public, how can I tell if that hot mandie giving me the eye is gay or just being friendly?
Posted by: Bubala at October 10, 2006 02:17 PM