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October 03, 2006
Gluttony is a Sin
Imagine waking up next to this hot piece of ass. Now picture him on top of you, making sweet love to you, while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
This is proof-positive why I could never be an escort. I would fail miserably cuz, you know, this is the guy who would make an appointment with me.
He's repulsive. I think congressmen should be required to be in, at least, moderately decent shape, especially if you're the speaker of the house. They represent the people, and people need to be healthier in America. Countdown to heart disease. Tick. Tock.
Power and penises do not mix. Common sense is trumped when a man has sex on his mind. From Foley to Clinton to Gingrich to McGreevey, it is now apparent that women need to be in control of the government. I seriously doubt you would find Congresswoman Louise Slaughter IM'ing with a young page or getting her cooter cleaned out by an intern. Katherine Harris, of course, would be the exception.
We need to follow the lead of Chile, and get a healthy dose of estrogen flowing in American politics. Seriously.
Posted by durban bud at October 3, 2006 01:02 PM
Comments
Agreed. Even frikkin' Pakistan and India have had female leaders. We are terrified of women in power in this country. (not me, but 'we').
And we need more bearded politicians too. And muscular ones, and ones with porn 'staches and sugar tits.
Posted by: jimbo at October 3, 2006 02:17 PM
All elected leaders should be women, because men have proven through the ages that they just can't be trusted. Sure there's a minority who can, but clearly, with the fate of civilization at risk, we simply can't trust them. Women may make some of the same mistakes but far less of them and far less egregious.
Posted by: Carl at October 3, 2006 03:00 PM
When was the last time your congressmen actually represented you? I know mine rarely do and that's part of the problem. We need women and women that will hold up their end of the bargain and truly represent us.
Posted by: rodger at October 3, 2006 11:20 PM
I don't know much about the congressmen in my area (I recently moved here from the inner burbs) but I do know that the candidate for mayor ( on the O'Malley and Brown ticket) are quite hot sugar tits duo.. for us Murlanders at least..
but in general - I hate the politics, they all suck the donkey dick..
Posted by: steve at October 4, 2006 12:21 AM
Rodger - Always. Clearly your rep isn't Eleanor Holmes Norton. She represents! She kicks ass and has no problem declaring herself as a feminist, cilv and gay rights defender. I heart her.
Posted by: carl at October 4, 2006 01:49 AM
Margaret Thatcher anyone? hehe
Posted by: Joe at October 4, 2006 06:30 AM
Woop Woop! Give it up for Louise Slaughter, fellow Rochesterian!
Posted by: habitat67 at October 4, 2006 07:58 AM
Oh god, why do you tease me with pics of Hottie Hastert? His lips, so soft and succulent! When are you sending me those durty ones you took of him fondling Tom Delay's toupee? Or the double penetration ones with Rick Santorum and Tony Dobson? You promised!
Posted by: homer at October 4, 2006 09:24 AM
I dunno... I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Posted by: Dan at October 4, 2006 10:20 AM
Amen sistah!!!
Now there may be some women who would get led around by their twats, but there'd be way more out there to bitch slap the whores into behaving! Just like someone outta bitch slap these sleezball republicans. Say what you want about Clinton, but at least Monica was an adult.
Posted by: stina at October 5, 2006 07:02 PM
Rep. Slaughter rules my world!
Posted by: Aaron at October 9, 2006 09:32 AM