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October 20, 2006

Halloweener

So I think I might be Mr. Potato Head for Halloween.

Every year I say I'm gonna dress up, but never do; yet I still end up scaring the kids, for some reason.

I've picked out 8 costumes that I like. I'd like to wear one of these during the High Heel Race this Tuesday, while boys like Jimbo are getting all dolled up in drag. Sorry, but I would make a hideous woman.

I realize these costumes are not very original, but the mere fact that I am dressing up should be enough. Plus, I've never been all that original anyway.

The following images are the costumes. They are Beetlejuice, Cat in the Hat, Count Chocula, the Headless Horseman, a box of tissues that says "Blow Me", a shark eating someone, Mr. Potato Head and a gorilla.

I need to get my costume NOW, so please help me pick something!

Posted by durban bud at October 20, 2006 03:23 PM

Comments

I think you would make a beautiful woman - from Northern Minnesota.

I vote for a shark, because it's more like you. Or Count Chocula.

dBud: How am I like a shark?

Posted by: jimbo at October 20, 2006 05:00 PM

I vote for Count Chocula because he is chocolatey delicious!

Posted by: Bubala at October 20, 2006 05:29 PM

Duh. Kleenex.

Posted by: ivan at October 20, 2006 07:14 PM

eh - I don't like any of them.. definitely not Mr. Potato head.. You and Rob should go as some kind of theme together, but it would have to be creative.. I plan on attending myself - although I am scared to see Jimbo in drag..

Posted by: steve at October 21, 2006 09:35 AM

Where the heck did you find those costumes? Can you email me?

dBud: Costume Super Center

Posted by: Glenn at October 21, 2006 11:32 AM

I would pay to see Jimbo in drag! I'm sure there will be photos though, so I won't have to! Where is the high heel race?

dBud: Info about the race is here.

Posted by: Bubala at October 21, 2006 11:44 AM

before i even read the post, i saw the chocula pic and thought, "TJ would make an awesome count chocula." so that's where i'm casting my vote.

Posted by: jeremy at October 21, 2006 01:27 PM

I'm going with count chocula too...

Posted by: Tim at October 21, 2006 01:39 PM

i vote for count chocula. rob could be boo berry or franken berry. depends on if he looks better in pink or blue.

Posted by: jiminy at October 21, 2006 02:58 PM

Buy some fake blood and green makeup, tear holes in some old clothes, go as a zombie. Original and probably cheaper than the rental costumes.

Posted by: homer at October 21, 2006 04:01 PM

I'm pretty sure sober men are forbidden to dress as The Cat in the Hat. Likewise, giant baby pacifiers are not permitted.

Beetlejuice would give you an excuse to grab tits and crotches.

Posted by: Chris at October 21, 2006 08:39 PM

hmmm.... spent a few moments reviewing your life. i am now frightened. as for the tricky evening - you should go as a penis.

Posted by: mtg at October 21, 2006 10:46 PM

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