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October 30, 2006
Power Bottom Appreciation Day!
Some people refer to the day before Halloween as Halloween Eve, but it also happens to be Power Bottom Appreciation Day! I had no idea.
It's the one day of the year that we recognize those power bottoms who continue to astonish us with their mad skillz. This is not to be confused with Bubble Butt Bonanza Day, which occurs on the last Friday of April.
In case you've been living under a rock, a power bottom is a man who enthusiastically takes it up the butt. He enjoys it, never winces, is an aggressive participant, and usually begs for more. They are a treasure and must be showered with admiration. Take the poll at the bottom (har, har) to let us know what you enjoy the most.
PBs set themselves apart from lazy bottoms (yawn), dirty bottoms (ew), and tops masquerading as bottoms (stop, it hurts).
We're supposed to treat PBs with the utmost respect on this day. Flowers, meals and easily digestible chocolates are in store for them.
Do you have a special power bottom in your life, perhaps a friend or a lover or a co-worker or a parent? Be sure to wish him a "Happy Power Bottom Appreciation Day!" and tell them how impressed you are by who they are. They deserve it! Pamper them!
Unfortunately, 1-800-Flowers doesn't seem to have this special day listed among their holiday bouquet offerings; so I believe this would fall under the "thank you" category. I'm including the link for easy access (har har), so here you go: Happy Power Bottom Appreciation Day!
Ironically, today is also National Candy Corn Day.
And don't forget: Friday is Take Your Top to Work Day!!! It's a wonderful week to celebrate all the amazing men in our lives!
So it seems apropos to have this month's catty online poll cover this intriguing topic:
Posted by durban bud at October 30, 2006 12:11 AM
Comments
The fall daisy basket would probably be best. That way, when they start to fade, you can throw the whole thing out, or use the basket as a condom sampler.
I love professional bottoms, they're reliable and fun. The power part can go either way. So you're suggesting I stuff them full of good food until they have to have a lie down, and then stuff them?
Posted by: carl at October 30, 2006 01:07 PM
Coincidentally, October 30 is the Feast Day of St. Arilda, the Virgin Martyr of Gloucestershire. She was slain while defending her chastity.
Posted by: Herb at October 30, 2006 01:31 PM
It is helpful for power bottoms to eat a lot of fiber as well.
Posted by: jimbo at October 30, 2006 02:01 PM
Whatever happened to Dean Coulter? I saw him on Eighth Ave. in Manhattan back in 1999 or 2000. I think that must have been right before he left the industry and went into seclusion.
Posted by: Aaron at October 30, 2006 07:16 PM
Interestingly, the power bottom I spent an evening with last week had a huge glass pumpkin filled with candy corn on his dining room table. Coincidence?
Posted by: circleinasquare at October 30, 2006 10:36 PM
By the by, your poll seems to reject the various adages about position preference ratios. Interesting on its own.
Dean Coulter is my secret bf, but despite his requests, I won't introduce him; my friends are too slutty to be trusted with him. He works for super secret squirrel now.
Posted by: carl at October 31, 2006 01:06 AM
as usual i seem to always learn more about the gay life than i want to when reading your page. lol
Posted by: robert at October 31, 2006 12:02 PM
Huh. No one sent me flowers. I'll retaliate by being lazy next time.
Posted by: M. at October 31, 2006 02:59 PM
Robert - pleeeeeeeze don't pretend like you don't know - you worked at RESULTS aka the gayest place in the Mid-Atlantic...
Posted by: TOS at October 31, 2006 08:15 PM
Dean Coulter (real name Troy) was standing in front of me in line to get into a circuit party in San Francisco in the late 90's and he heard my tin of Altoids rattling in my pocket and sweetly asked me for some. After I gave them to him, he said, "You are the best daddy, ever!"
True Story!
Posted by: Joe.My.God. at October 31, 2006 09:57 PM
hey I found him he's living in vermont with his boyfriend herhttp://www.bigmusclebears.com/~Green+Mountain+Guys --heres their profile on bigmusclebear.com
he was one of my favs too brian in PA
Posted by: brian at March 11, 2007 12:01 AM
I am promptly sending the flower link to E.Shrew. Ahem.
Posted by: brettcajun at October 30, 2007 09:30 AM
I was so pleased to find that there is actually a day set aside just for men like me. Total and Absolute Power-Bottoms.
I am a total power-bottom. I have not fucked anyone for a least 15 years. I always get what I want and it never seems to be enough.
I am always ready to go. I never say no to a confident man who thinks he can control me while fucking. Once I have your cock inside I take full control and dispense the pleasure and ecstasy for him and me. You may have the JOY-STICK but I work it.
Sito
Posted by: Sito at June 11, 2008 01:10 PM