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October 05, 2006
Robin McGraw Sux Donkey Dick
I don't mean to be rude, but this woman sux the teat of a billy goat. Don't get me wrong; she seems like a lovely woman to share a poo poo platter with at a P.F. Chang's in Houston, but I would never take her advice on life issues. She really needs to go back to her seat in her husband's audience and apply more makeup or something.
Naturally since she is Dr. Phil's wife, she has released a book. It's called "Inside My Heart: Choosing to Live with Passion and Purpose." What exactly are her credentials? Well, her famous husband bangs her. Buy your copy now!
Since I have a morbid sense of humor, I sometimes find enjoyment in the most unusual places. I like to read or watch shows of people that seem to live in a completely different reality, like the 700 Club, the Washington Times, NWG, the crazy Westboro clan's website or the Dr. Phil Show. I invite you all to read or watch that shit. Hysterical!
Dr. Phil devoted an entire episode to his wife's book. He said that she has become "America's Girlfriend" and that "Everyone loves her." Really? I did not get that memo.
Her childhood was very average, and she hasn't had any obstacles to overcome in her life. And now she's a speaker at the big "Women of Faith" conferences around the country.
Here is what her book says:
"My goal is to help you see your life as I see mine: a vast array of choices that can bring you closer to the person you long to be. Your life is waiting for you to claim it. It's all in the choosing."
You married a guy who became rich thanks to Oprah, honey -- so now you obviously can make plenty of choices in your life, like where to buy more eyeliner. Did you mention that in your book? You also sit in the audience during all your husband's shows. That's not really inspirational; it's kinda sad. Get out and do something!
Sorry, but I'm just not a big fan of know-it-alls, and her whole family is now full of them. If she can write an inspirational book, then so can I! Wouldn't that be interesting?
I really think that Dr. Phil is prepping her so she can have her own show, and this is the first step. This must not happen.
Like I said, sharing a poo poo platter: good; selling a book you have no business writing to make more money for your husband's little empire: bad.
Posted by durban bud at October 5, 2006 11:27 PM
Comments
"My goal is to help you see your life as I see mine."
That seems like a very small group to market this book. People who want to live like Dr. Phil's wife. When is Oprah's Steadman writing a book? I want to see my life as his.
Posted by: Steve at October 6, 2006 07:39 AM
It's a shame that the trowels of make-up still can't hide how disturbingly far apart her eyes are.
Oh excuse me, how passionately and purposefully far apart her eyes are.
Posted by: Brian at October 6, 2006 08:54 AM
Give her a break...she needs more cash to make her eyebrows look normal again. They are higher than a queen at Nation.
Your new banner pic is super-hot. Hump me.
Posted by: jimbo at October 6, 2006 11:03 AM
exactly.....it's like Gail....oh, just b/c you hang with Oprah you now know how to enlighten lives.....bitch, please......
Posted by: pam at October 6, 2006 11:09 AM
His sister Cindy is the true class!
Posted by: Leigher at November 10, 2006 05:28 PM
Thank you!!! I saw Robin tonight (2-14-07) on her husband's show. Exactly what DOES make her an expert/authority? She's doing make-overs, on the guests and, while commenting on an outfit, she said that she "bought one in every color" without batting an eye - how much can she possibly relate to 99% of the population? Who, of us, can afford to purchase one of something in every color? It also makes me wonder about her "doctor" husband. How can he possibly think that she is a valid source of information? She makes me sick, and she also makes me question her husbands professional judgement. As a side point...WAAAAAAAAY too much make-up! Robin - take a couple of layers off, we want to see what you really look like. She is Hollywood, and the strings it can pull for a person, at its worst. Absolutely the worst facade on television.
Posted by: Linda at February 14, 2007 11:46 PM
I'm sorry but I do like Robin.It dosen't matter what you look like it is what is on the inside that makes you beautiful.Though I think they are wounderful and right for each other.Who knows some people might not like you or what you look like or think.But others do.I know of a nine year old girl who thinks Robin is beautiful and really likes her also.
Posted by: Debbie at April 12, 2007 11:39 AM
Dr. Phil is a bright guy; there's no doubt about that. But it really is disturbing how he would be attracted by a bimbo. All she knows is how to spend his money and smile in front of the camera. I bet you could teach a monkey to do that.
Posted by: Laura at April 12, 2007 09:46 PM
Have you people even read her book? I have problems in my life and reading that has really helped me realize that I am not alone! Yeah she is rich and seems to have a perfect life now but she worked hard to get to where she is and shes trying to help people do the same. God forbid shes putting her fame to use and trying to help people unlike other celebraties that through there away and don't try to use it for a good cause! You people really need to understand what shes attempting and give her a break!
Posted by: Ali at May 13, 2007 06:42 PM
I read her book "inside my heart" Who really gives a damm what is inside her heart?? I sure as hell don't. This woman lives on another planet. Hell, her husband makes big bucks,she has nothing to do all day except nothing. She said in her book, Dr. Phoney gave her a $50.000 car for her birthday. Who really cares?? What is she trying to do?? Show the "Have Nots" she has something. She is as phoney as her "Lame ass husband". Thinking she and her husband have all the answers to everyones problems. Bitch needs to wake up and join the real world.
Posted by: Patricia at January 10, 2008 02:27 AM
your opinions don't count jackass, you know jealousy is a wonderful thing. wanna see something really phony, look in a mirror dickless, ha ha, your such a losssser
Posted by: jos at January 21, 2008 04:58 PM
i wouldnt mind bangin her up and down.
Posted by: thomas at February 25, 2008 09:15 AM
this is for Jos.
peoples' opinion do count. you are stupid. if she suck she suck. why is she and her husband giving people advice, when they cant advise their own son about marrying a ho. both her and her dumb ass husband needs to thank Oprah, because without her they would be nothing. and by the way you are the loser, for watching that stupid show. I guess you must have a very boring life. I guess white people don't have to be smart or beautiful to be on tv.
Posted by: anna at May 9, 2008 03:28 PM
I really like Robin, I think she speaks very well and is very smart. I don't think either she or her book have anything at all do with clothes or make up. She's beautiful on the inside and out and has so much to offer to the rest of the world by example. She sits in that audience to support her husband, and as i understand, is highly involved in charities and other organizations that work to make a difference in people's lives. To have a go at her because of makeup or clothes is cheap and superficial, neither of which Robin is or deserves. Go Robin, we love you. xxx
Posted by: Laura at September 3, 2008 06:08 AM