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October 13, 2006
Things To Be Happy About
* Topping a "top"
* Bypassing Ohio on a road trip
* Removing a pesky santorum stain
* A Teri Hatcher memoir
* A perfectly ripe colostomy bag
It is a joyous day here in the heart of the Nation's "Capital". There are "pigeons" everywhere. Oh my!
I just ate a bowl of Cracklin' Oat Bran with 1% lowfat milkfat milk. I ate it with a "spoon".
Well, that's our blog for today.
Have a great day...enjoy life...have fun and most of all love your mate. Be 65% honest, be 22% faithful and be 78% loving.
Some other shiny, happy cubs, bears, otters and twinks!
Posted by durban bud at October 13, 2006 12:35 AM
Comments
For removing santorum, the best is detergent and a powerhose. There's the risk of blowing a hole in the offending garment, but it's a risk worth taking.
You boys are so happy on Friday...share a secret?
Posted by: Carl at October 13, 2006 09:44 AM
some of us can't avoid Ohio.
Posted by: Blobby at October 13, 2006 10:42 AM
Wow, it's as if we're living "parallel" lives! I'm topping a "top" this morning as we speak.
Did you know that "topping" was named for the man who inserts his penis into the anus of a man lying underneath him? I found this really funny since I don't always use this position when I "top", probably only about 25% of the time or so.
You think they could come up with a more accurate name!
Posted by: Ed at October 13, 2006 12:06 PM
So who is the lucky top?
And as for bypassing Ohio, it's even better when you just plain move away like I did several, several years ago.
Posted by: Scott-O-Rama at October 13, 2006 02:17 PM
And always remember: If you can't be with the one you love, "love" the one you're with. Because "being" with the one you're with is like being with the "one" you love, 78% of the time.
dBud: I couldn't agree more!
Posted by: palochi at October 13, 2006 03:29 PM
Ummm... where's my love - I even posted my list last night! :-P
Posted by: TOS at October 13, 2006 06:50 PM
I am so de-linking you.
Posted by: Aaron at October 14, 2006 07:02 AM
Okay...Thomas at My Big Fat Blog mentioned you today and I am now adding you to my blog roll... you are tooo funny... and cute... hehe...
Posted by: Kelly at October 14, 2006 09:27 AM