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November 08, 2006
Getting Pwned*
I realize I'm not the nicest person, but I feel almost guilty for the elation I'm experiencing at George Allen's defeat. There is hope for Virginia; not much, but a little.
Suzanne Malveaux's question during Bush's press conference was priceless:
"With all due respect, Nancy Pelosi has called you incompetent, a liar, the emperor with no clothes, and as recently as yesterday, dangerous. How will you work with someone who has such little respect for your leadership and who is third in line to the presidency?"
He must have been seething hearing all those insults. He no longer has all those protective barriers he once had.
Speaking of not being nice, it is now official from watching last night's election coverage: Ken Mehlman is one of the homliest people living in America. So which one of you dirty mackerels slept with this chairman of fug? Someone is boning him, if we are to believe the rumors; so who is it?
Talk about getting egg on your face. Dumbass.
This will be my last post about the election, for now. I know some of you would rather hear about butt sex, so I'll get back to my regularly scheduled programming.
Posted by durban bud at November 8, 2006 11:01 PM
Comments
I listened to Bush's news conference this afternoon on the radio when she asked him about Pelosi's comments. It was great to hear Bush try to choose his words carefully and sound diplomatic. You could hear the irritation in his voice. Priceless.
Posted by: Stephen at November 9, 2006 12:24 AM
>>>So which one of you dirty mackerels slept with this chairman of fug?
Eeew. I swore off sleeping with those messes a long time ago. I'll get you for saying that. I'm gonna pull your frakkin' underwear up over your head and give you a snoogie so great your butthole will pucker closed for life.
Posted by: jimbo at November 9, 2006 12:46 AM
Isn't Ken Mehlman's boyfriend that guy Adam Nagourney from the New York Times? That's what I heard.
Posted by: Aaron at November 9, 2006 08:44 AM
He's definitely a double bagger.
Posted by: homer at November 9, 2006 09:29 AM
It wasn't me, I have standards! Not even a no-recip blowjob. Also he's not my type and I heard he was abusive to the very nice dry cleaner I used to frequent and I despise people who are rude and abusive to people who actually work.
Posted by: carl at November 9, 2006 01:31 PM
"Some of us" would rather hear about butt sex? "Some of us" would rather breathe oxygen, too.
Posted by: Huntington at November 9, 2006 06:26 PM