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November 05, 2006

Hey Man, Nice Shot

So I finally saw Shortbus today. It was definitely interesting. I felt 3 things when it was over. 1) I felt like engaging in slutty behavior, again. 2) I felt like I may have acquired an STD. 3) I felt I need to see it again cuz I'm not sure I understood everything.

Are we to seek out sex with other people to make our own relationship with our partner better? Was this the Price of Tides with actual penetration shown, ya know, close ups of Mr. Nolte's hard cock pounding Ms. Streisand's shaved beaver? Hmmm, dunno.

The acting was better than I thought it would be. The actors were pretty brave to show us everything: lots and lots of hard penises, penetration, cooters, rimming, tits, flogging, orgies, orgasms and even some autofellatio!

I also saw Borat today. It was very good, not great; but I chalk that up to reading too many reviews and interviews beforehand. I kinda knew what was gonna happen. Plus, I had to take a wicked piss throughout the movie, so that could have influenced my vote.

On the DVD I hope they include some interviews with some of the people who got punk'd. Most of these people deserved to be put up there on the big screen for all too see, showcasing all their racism, sexism and homophobia. But I wonder how this will play in Middle America; I kinda doubt most of them will get the joke(s).

Both movies contained a lot of nudity. One thing is fer sure; I don't need to see anymore movies with that much nakedness for like another day.

Posted by durban bud at November 5, 2006 12:27 AM

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A day without nudity on TV/DVD...no way!!! i could not handle that... you crack me up...or maybe I am still buzzed from last night... can we say rollover buzz sunday??? have a good one!

Posted by: Kelly at November 5, 2006 08:31 AM

So did you pull a junior high, see one movie and then sneak into another one? You can totally do that at Georgetown... and for what they charge for just one movie I think it is just fine to go see the second flick for free!

Posted by: TOS at November 5, 2006 09:04 AM

Did you cry during Shortbus?

I've heard widespread reports of gay men crying...

dBud: Yikes, I didn't find anything sad. It's hard to cry watching a film where a woman has remote controlled vibrating balls shoved up her vagina. Actually, maybe that is kinda sad.

Posted by: Chris at November 5, 2006 11:37 AM

Gosh, now I wish I could recall which blogs had suggested Shortbus was a tearjerker.

Maybe it's the tragedy of seeing others getting laid when one's in a dry spell? That's totally the worst.

Posted by: Chris at November 6, 2006 12:15 AM

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