He is a self-described "fitness celebrity". He even includes a page on his website where you can purchase a number of his own sex-ay photos. I'm not sure what kind of people would want to buy them. Straight girls? I dunno. Maybe we should all buy our sisters or mothers a few of them for the holidays.

Abs are nice and all, but the hernia look he's promoting is so 23 years ago.

Apparently, a large amount of people are fed up with his commercials.

Check out the theme song on his home page.

I'm sure he's a millionaire, cuz, ya know, he is a "celebrity" in his own mind, so you would think he would spend a little more money on this new advertisement. Then again, this would have looked awesome in 1983.