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December 11, 2006
Catty Poll: Foreskin Fatwa
UPDATE: How timely.
Last night I was watching my favorite sitcom, Talk Sex with Sue Johanson. A gay guy called in and said he was experiencing some discomfort with his boyfriend's smelly "smegma" buildup underneath his foreskin. I almost upchucked my Honey Nut Cheerios® when he said that. Sue seemed to be very aware of this situation and suggested they shower beforehand, and "make sure you soap it up with lots of bubbles and clean it for him, without telling him why." I assume this is rare for most guys with foreskin. Anyway, I asked for suggestions for my next poll, and Tos suggested "cut or uncut". So here goes:
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Posted by durban bud at December 11, 2006 04:21 PM
Comments
If only American parents would talk about sex or bodies, this would never be an issue. I'd certainly never heard of said uncleanliness in Europe, unless you had an infection.
I thought you were going to stop listening to her...
Posted by: carl at December 11, 2006 07:10 PM
Ask me some day about people with an extra butthole/pore above their anus, and how it too should be cleaned out before sex...
dBud: I just vomited.
Posted by: jimbo at December 11, 2006 08:36 PM
Maybe they haven't discovered Lever 2000 - foreskin has to be one of the 2000 parts... It certainly is in my shower!
Re: Jimbo - you might consider not staring too hard at the happy light, it might be frying your brain a lil bit... ;-)
Posted by: TOS at December 11, 2006 09:50 PM
my lady friends swear uncut men make then scream ... no info on smegma yet
Posted by: Linda E. at December 11, 2006 11:02 PM
Me likey the uncut! And generally the smegma thing isn't a problem, unless you are blowing a trucker after he's been on the road for like 48 hours without a shower. In that case, just hold your nose and swallow....
dBud: I just vomited again.
Posted by: cb at December 12, 2006 09:32 AM
It might not have been the best design to locate the shithouse next to the snackbar however if you clean both before entertaining then it's all good.
Posted by: wombat at December 12, 2006 09:46 AM
When my niece was born, the doctor asked my sister if she wanted her circumcised. My sister said "I had a girl." And the doctor said "Girls can be circumcised too." Now I just vomited.
Posted by: Sarah at December 12, 2006 12:12 PM
Sarah - Was your sister giving birth in Saudi Arabia and why is that man allowed a license to practice medicine if not?
Posted by: Carl at December 12, 2006 01:24 PM
Uncut is super Hot, its ashame more guys to follow the rules of Hygeine
Posted by: TT at December 12, 2006 01:41 PM
I'm fairly ambiguious about cut or uncut. I just like dick. Generally the bigger the better, but one has to draw a line between a dick and a fist somewhere. Of course I'm no opposed to a little piggishness and if there is a little smegma, so be it.
Posted by: Red at December 12, 2006 03:33 PM
If you dirty doesn't matter if you have foreskin or not. The dirt just accumulates somewhere else.
Posted by: moby at December 12, 2006 03:49 PM
It amazes me that people slice off the end of little boy's peckers- shouldn't they be required to wait until the kid is old enough to say yes or no?
Posted by: homer at December 12, 2006 04:30 PM
I bring along nail clippers and ask the guy to circumcise himself, if necessary.
Posted by: Aaron at December 12, 2006 04:39 PM
I love how Aaron appears to have completely shut down this comment thread.
Posted by: Chris at December 13, 2006 11:49 AM
A buddy of mine bought an expensive stainless steel contraption which promised to stretch him a new foreskin. He wore it surreptitiously around the house for awhile. It wasn't very effective for it's intended purpose, but once discovered, proved to be a useful source of merciless, nearly endless mirth.
Posted by: circleinasquare at December 13, 2006 12:37 PM