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December 18, 2006
Christmas Sux Donkey Dick
I kept a low profile this past weekend. I've been getting ready for my impending bear hibernation, loading up on fatty foods and storing nuts and such. I did manage to watch a lot of mindless television.
My new favorite gay network, Oxygen, has a show called "The Bad Girls Club," and it is fantastically bad. It's exactly like the Real World, only with even more dysfunctional bitches. I love it!
One girl got piss drunk on tequila and started beating up her roommates. She attacked one girl for no reason while she was sleeping. She pulled her hair and gave her a black eye. She also threw chairs and broke stuff. Of course, she did not remember anything in the morning. Countdown to rehab -- tick, tock.
I can't imagine they'll keep her on the show. It's very odd that the producers didn't step in since she was obviously hurting people. These kids these days, no morals!
You can watch highlights of the show on Oxygen's site, or watch the entire episodes online or On Demand. I highly recommend it!
Justin Timberlake did an incredible job on SNL. It's easy to write him off as the leader of an awful boy band, but he has some serious talent. I don't find him attractive like most of you homosexuals, but I would totally watch an episode of South Park with him.
Talk Sex with Sue Johanson was interesting, as usual. I've noticed many women calling in about having anal sex with their boyfriends, and what precautions they need to take. Sue explains exactly how the butt works, which is creepy. Me thinks she has some experience in this area. Gross.
And I suppose I need to start Christmas shopping, which gets in the way of my impending hibernation. Thank God for Amazon! My mom's like, "You know you don't have to buy me anything." And I'm all, "Okay."
Posted by durban bud at December 18, 2006 02:24 PM
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This year, for Christmas, all pretenses are off. I have budgeted $50 for each of my brothers for Christmas. Instead of trying to coyly guess what they want, they are getting cash. And a card.
I think we will all be happier.
Posted by: Aaron at December 18, 2006 04:35 PM
Justin doesn't blow my skirt up either...
Posted by: TigerYogi at December 18, 2006 07:26 PM
I saw part of that beat down and couldn't figure out what the hell was going on. I'm going to have to watch Sue so I can see what you're talking about. Anal sex is the new oral, didn't you know?
Posted by: copperred at December 19, 2006 12:04 AM
The Bad Girls Club.
The Miss America Scandal.
Same show different network.
Posted by: rodger at December 19, 2006 10:34 PM
grrrrrrrl, i read this posting last night while i was slightly maybe kinda, umm, stoned. And i promptly went to Mr. Tivo, who took me directly to the SNL episode with mr. timberlake. holy shit, tj, maybe 'caused i was a bit, um, impaired, but i *totally* agree with you. t.todd's never been much of fan (of anything other than his delicious loins), but was blown away by his delightfully versatile, ahem, performance. And then i went to iTunes and bought his latest CD. I blame you for that, tj . . .
Posted by: t.todd at December 20, 2006 02:25 AM
I love Amazon! Way more stable and fraud free compared to fraking Ebay.
I don't particular care for JT either. Too pretty boy even when he tries to grunge it up.
Posted by: moby at December 20, 2006 03:00 AM
I agree about Justin, he was great on SNL. I especially loved the digital short, "dick in a box" you can see it on youtube if you missed it.
Posted by: patrick at December 20, 2006 03:22 PM
Moby is right - but make sure you see the uncensored version, not the bleeped out version. (btw...it's posted on my site...a shameless plug).
My favourite is when they sing the instructions on 'the box'.
Posted by: Blobby at December 20, 2006 08:31 PM