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December 22, 2006
Tasering Small Children
I probably shouldn't have kids, cuz I would invest in pepper spray and tasers.
I don't care if it's Christmas; if you behave like this, you will get tasered:
If any of you pass by a BMW dealership this holiday weekend, please stop by and reinact this commercial to the staff. Run in and scream your guts out. And then leave. It's only fair.
NARAL should totally include that ad in their holiday e-cards.
Also, last night I witnessed a particularly loathsome character on the telly, who goes by the name, "Larry, the Cable Guy." He probably works for Comcast. He kept saying, "Git 'er done," to which people laughed, screamed and applauded. Apparently, that's super funny. He continued with lame jokes.
He should be pepper sprayed, subdued, forced on Jenny Craig and neutered.
Both of those are on my holiday wish list.
Posted by durban bud at December 22, 2006 07:15 PM
Comments
It's because of kids like that that I'll never join NAMBLA.
Posted by: habitat67 at December 23, 2006 03:03 AM
that video wears me out.
Posted by: patrick at December 23, 2006 09:17 AM
Larry the cable guy is a moron. Obnoxiousness is his only talent...oh and being a fat fucking slob too.
Posted by: Pistolotto at December 23, 2006 11:27 AM
That's the video that everyone thought was so fantastic? I had heard about it, but hadn't seen it yet. What a letdown! I'm with you. Bring on the pepper spray and tasers! I'm also with you on the Larry the Cable Guy thing. He is not funny. He is annoying. BUT, he is kinda cute in a very redneckish, bearish sort of way. I bet he's fuzzy all over.
Posted by: Bubala at December 23, 2006 11:39 AM
I bet you that kid is a ragin' queen today...
Posted by: Steve at December 23, 2006 04:45 PM
You would totally be screaming like that if Jake Dakota was wrapped up and under your tree...
Posted by: homer at December 23, 2006 05:34 PM
I'm from Central Florida where Larry the Cable thing comes from, and it is so sweet to hear the comments from somebody whose never heard of him. My husbear thinks he's cute but hates his comedy. I just think he's goofy, but people "down here" really go for that kind of junk.
Happy Holidays
JimmyBear2006
Posted by: Jimmy McMullen at December 23, 2006 08:00 PM
Merry Christmas
Steve and Warren
Posted by: Steve and Warren at December 24, 2006 10:04 AM
Apparently they gave the kids the gift of consumerism and sheer greed last year... Next year? I recommend heavy sedatives.
I have cousins like this. My family wonders why I drink during the holiday.
Posted by: M@ at December 25, 2006 07:42 PM
I totally agree with you on this. I hate this tv ad. Those 2 kids get on my f**kin' nerves. I mean I'm all for getting that great robot, but come on, show some decorum. And why is that little girl just as excited as the boy? Not that girls can't appreciate a robot, but it looks to me like it's his gift and not hers. They should show the boy being just as excited when the girl opens up her new Mailbu Barbie camper. Either way those two brats need to be thrown down in the basement dungeon for a week after that annoying dispay.
-RoboGrinch
Posted by: ROBOCUB at December 27, 2006 08:42 AM