« Morning View | Main | Catty Poll: Foreskin Fatwa »
December 11, 2006
The Elephant Men
This weekend I learned all about HDMI cables, DVI cables, RGB cables, inputs, outputs, blah blah. For some reason the sound stopped on our bitchin' plasma, so between hissy fits and chair throwing, we managed to make it down to Graffiti Audio & Video.
The sales guys there were very helpful, but suggested we go to Radio Shack to see if they have HDMI converters cuz they didn't have any. I didn't even know Radio Shack still existed. So we ventured on over.
About ten salesmen greeted us at the door. I don't mean to be rude, but does Radio Shack have a policy against hiring semi-attractive people? Even Rocky Dennis would say, "Eeeew." One of the elephant men asked what we were looking for; I told him and he took us to the proper section.
He informed us that HDMI converters have a male input and a female input and then showed us how their "organs" are different looking. I asked him, "That's cool, but what happens if the HDMI converter is gay?" He wasn't amused and walked away.
As we were leaving, I noticed a huge crack in one of the mirrors by the cash register. I wasn't surprised.
So then Rob and I went to the gay book store. When the owner saw me, he said, "Hi, uh Jimbos. How uh you?" I'm like, "Hey guuuurl. I'm feelin' sass-ay!" He's all, "I have uh new poppers. They uh so strong." "No way! Remember last time?"
He showed me the cover to Jake's new movie. He started in on the whole "you should be a porn star" schtick again. Jeezus, give it a rest. But this time he added: "You uh the right height for porn star, not too tall." Huh? I didn't ask.
Jake was lookin' mighty sexy. For your viewing pleasure, I am posting photos of some hot mandies and one chica (for the lesbians and 3 straight guys who read this). The photos are posted, as the kids say, "after the jump".
My boy Jake:
Parker Williams:
Infamous lip purser, Danny Craig:
This guy is on that awful show, Dog, the Bounty Hunter. I couldn't find any decent pictures of him so this will have to do. His name is Duane and he's the son of that scary man:
The most beautiful woman I have seen, Penelope Cruz:
Posted by durban bud at December 11, 2006 02:03 AM
Comments
ahhh the whole HDMI thingy... when we got the new HDTV and Home theatre, we just had the saleman pull all the needed cables... too confusing... and it only took me 4 hours or so to get everything between cable, DVD and HDTV put together... and actually work... but the porn is wonderful on the big tv
Posted by: Kelly at December 11, 2006 07:30 AM
Penelope Cruz + Salma Hayek + Me = My Dream Thruple
Posted by: anger hangover at December 11, 2006 09:06 AM
the radio shack thing is odd but true even in Ok
Posted by: tim at December 11, 2006 09:54 AM
Whoa! Jake as a park ranger!?! Umm...mind if I borrow that copy?
Posted by: jimbo at December 11, 2006 09:58 AM
I had the same thought about Radio Shack last week and amazingly they are still around, but no sense of humor.
Porn stars are usually about your height, except of course for your fantasy lover Jake, right?
Posted by: Carl at December 11, 2006 10:01 AM
How are the prices for porn at that book store? I have a little Christmas shopping to do...
Posted by: Bubala at December 11, 2006 04:30 PM
Woof woof on the 1st two...
HDMI is pretty cool - it eliminates like 30 regular cables right? I think everything should be wireless - I have this huge cable farm under my computer, behind my tv, surround sound system etc... such a pain!
Posted by: TOS at December 11, 2006 10:04 PM
Don't be fooled by those high priced $100 HDMI cables at places like Radio Shack or CircuitCity. You can find all those cables on ebay for like .99 cents with maybe $5 shipping. 'Tis true.
Posted by: Robosito (Robocub) at December 13, 2006 04:20 PM