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January 22, 2007
Boo Hoo
I wanted to close out the weekend with some lighthearted telly viewing, so I watched Intervention.
After that laugh fest, I watched Dr. G, Medical Examiner. She performed an autospy on a 34 year old woman who got suddenly sick, with lesions all over her body, and her teeth falling out. Turns out, she kissed a guy at a bar a couple weeks before her death. He had a common form of herpes, and it ravaged HER body! And killed her! Kissing kills! What am I gonna do?!? I suppose, be less slutty.
Despite that, I was feelin' all fine today until Joe and Aaron pointed out (via Fox News, ew) today is the most depressing day of the year. And that makes me sad.
Even my comment spam is depressed:
"I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. I've basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. My life's been pretty unremarkable these days. Eh."
WTF?
And to make matters worse, my sister said, "When are you gonna get rid of that beard thing on your face?" I'm like, "The same time you get rid of yours." I'm keeping the fur for the winter, during my hibernation.
And, once again, I have been overlooked for a GLAAD Media Award!
I need a bear hug!
Posted by durban bud at January 22, 2007 12:11 PM
Comments
God. The longer this day drags out, the more depressing it is getting for me.
Posted by: Aaron at January 22, 2007 02:25 PM
Your comment spam is exactly what I was going to say at "group" tonight. What IS it with this day???
Posted by: Herb at January 22, 2007 03:08 PM
I don't understand the Blue Monday thing - except for the pile of work on my desk, today's not too bad - at least not any worse than any other weekday. Plus, The (white) Rapper Show is on tonight (VH1; 10PM) and that alone turns Blue Monday on its head. How can you be blue when the train wreck of a bunch of white folks trying to be the next Eminem is only a few hours away? If you are feeling blue, I recommend this as a pick me up. :)
Posted by: stina at January 22, 2007 04:54 PM
How could you be less slutty?
That kissing death would never happen on a real show, like Crossing Jordan. If it did Jordan would have died in Season 1.
Posted by: Carl at January 22, 2007 04:55 PM
Sounds like the real answer is, "Don't kiss girls."
Posted by: Gay Veteran at January 22, 2007 04:56 PM
I should be dead like 84 times by now if I were her.
'shudder'
Worse still, I could be the guy that gave it to her. But if that were true, you'd be dead.
So I think we're OK.
Posted by: jimbo at January 22, 2007 05:34 PM
As I read about "kissing death" I could feel my insides gurgling as I deal with "gassing death" for the fourth day in a row.
Posted by: homer at January 22, 2007 05:38 PM
Well, here are bearhugs for all y'all. Cheer up, you'uns! And don't be kissin' on any herpesey/shingley barfolk. Ack.
Posted by: Raybob at January 22, 2007 06:27 PM
((HUGS)) Sweetie-Dahling! ((HUGS)) :)
Posted by: TigerYogi at January 22, 2007 07:20 PM
Hugs for you if get some in return! :-)
Posted by: TOS at January 22, 2007 07:34 PM
How about a nice monkey hug instead. We are just as strong, just as furry, and every bit as frisky.
Posted by: The Bald Monkey at January 22, 2007 08:49 PM
The beard looks good.. keep that thing! :-)
Posted by: Ken at January 23, 2007 08:49 AM
You need an extra dose of Intervention with your hugs!
Posted by: Dagon at January 23, 2007 01:10 PM