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January 02, 2007
dBud Stud: James Lipton
This guy is, hmm, interesting, but sometimes I wonder what would happen if I saw him in my home, cowering in a corner, in the middle of the night. I think it would creep me out. There's something not right going on there; I can't quite put it into words. Luckily, he's straight. I bet he's a master cunnilinguist.
Anyway, if I were on his show and asked what my favorite word is, I think I would say, "Whore," or maybe "Hole." It's a toss-up.
What's yours?
Posted by durban bud at January 2, 2007 12:21 AM
Comments
"offal"
Posted by: Chris at January 2, 2007 01:24 AM
"perfunctory"
Posted by: TOS at January 2, 2007 05:43 AM
Your word, "buttsex," has become a favorite of mine.
Posted by: Steve in IAH at January 2, 2007 08:49 AM
"Asshat" is becoming a fast favorite...
Posted by: TigerYogi at January 2, 2007 09:35 AM
Mine is bitch-lips. I made it up all by myself one day to describe my evil stalker girl. Feel free to use it on all of your friends.
Posted by: Bubala at January 2, 2007 10:48 AM
He looks like a master dialectician.
Posted by: Aaron at January 2, 2007 11:05 AM
clench.
Posted by: Paul at January 2, 2007 12:31 PM
cesspool
Posted by: patrick at January 2, 2007 12:41 PM
Cockpit.
Posted by: homer at January 2, 2007 12:51 PM
LOL. This post is odd for many reasons. I just shaved my new-ish beard b/c w/my new glasses, I looked into the mirror and thought I looked to "lipton-ish". ICKY.
There is favorite word and favorite curse word: for some reason for the former I've always liked "avuncular" and for the latter, I'm a big fan of "fuck"...more as an adjective than verb.
Posted by: Blobby at January 2, 2007 01:26 PM
torn between voluptuous and bodacious
Posted by: henry at January 2, 2007 01:35 PM
goulash
Posted by: Tim at January 2, 2007 02:02 PM
Smegma
Posted by: Jose at January 2, 2007 03:02 PM
masticate
Posted by: Gary at January 2, 2007 03:16 PM
:::Keifer voice:::
"Gravitas."
Posted by: johnny at January 2, 2007 03:37 PM
Are compound words allowed? I wouldn't think he'd allow things like 'asshat' or 'buttcunt' or 'mangina' or anything.
I've always been partial to the Sl, Sm and Sn combination words like: slag, slither, slick, smarmy, smog, smelt, sneer, snick, snipe. Etc.
Posted by: cb at January 2, 2007 03:58 PM
Impromptu.
And Lipton gives me the heebie-jeebies. I always expect to crawl out of his chair and start to lick his guests.
Posted by: Huntington at January 2, 2007 06:39 PM
Scrote...short for scrotum. I also like SmegmaFace.
Posted by: rodger at January 2, 2007 09:22 PM
Either dumbass or ho, and I can't choose, so it's dumbassho.
Posted by: copperred at January 2, 2007 11:33 PM
"extracurricular".
I think it's the bad beard/hair dye job that makes him look creepy. Like my crazy Aunt Ragnae used to say, "If you can tell something's been done, you shouldn't have done it!"
Posted by: jimbo at January 3, 2007 10:37 AM
nassatall - no ass at all
Posted by: rob at January 3, 2007 02:46 PM
taint
Posted by: TonkaManOR at January 3, 2007 07:31 PM
pussywagon
as in "hot pussywagon"
Posted by: patrick at January 6, 2007 11:11 AM