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January 29, 2007
If Judith Regan Wrote About My Dreamgirls Experience
TJ went to see the ovah-rated Dreamgirls. He knew it was a musical, but forgot that people tend to sing dialogue in musicals, which disturbs him. It was very similar to watching a Disney movie as a child, where he would cringe when an animal would suddenly break out into song, ruining the pacing of the film. Amen.
He likened Dreamgirls to colonics. It's a bit uncomfortable at first, but once the cheese curds are expunged, there is a great sense of relief and satisfaction. And there were several cheese curds in Dreamgirls. Amen.
During the movie, Sally said to TJ, "What's that smell? Smells like fabric softener. Are you wearing Bounce? I HATE Bounce." "Um, no. I'm not wearing Bounce, betch. I'm wearing whatever fabric softener sheets Safeway sells. Don't be such a BitterBear. At least I smell fresh, like a mountain spring." Amen.
He was surprised to see a cameo from Urkel in the film; also, the cute guy from The Office was in it, briefly. He was really surprised that Beyonce didn't suck.
Anway, he will not be seeing any more movie musicals.
Amen.
Posted by durban bud at January 29, 2007 10:16 AM
Comments
Durban not like musicals? Durban gets his gay card revoked!!!
Posted by: homer at January 29, 2007 12:45 PM
What about rock musicals? Like Hedwig & The Angry Inch, for example? That movie was awesome!
Posted by: Bubala at January 29, 2007 03:15 PM
You are a better man then I if:
1. You can sit through it and not vomit.
2. You can control the urge to through blunt objects at the screen.
3. You can live through it and not become a bitter bear.
4. You are still talking to those that made you sit through an agony worse then having ground up glass slivers forced up your anal passage way.
YOU ARE THE BRAVE MAN DB!
Posted by: The Bald Monkey at January 29, 2007 03:58 PM
Ha. Best review I've heard to date. Bonus points for the Urkel mention. Musicals are fine, but didn't really find this one...all that.
Posted by: Signalite at January 29, 2007 07:27 PM
I'm not going.
Posted by: Aaron at January 29, 2007 07:45 PM
If Eddie Murphy's in it, I'm definitely not going. No matter his lame-ass "apologies" to the gay community.
Posted by: Raybob at January 30, 2007 10:53 AM
Yes, but was Jennifer Hudson a cheese curd or something better, like a piece of undigested red meat?
Posted by: cb at January 30, 2007 11:22 AM
True Story...I was in the locker room at the gym a few weeks ago, and Jennifer Hudson had just performed in NYC. Anyway, one gay to another said "How was Jennifer Hudson last night?" And the other gay said, "You mean JHUD?" as he tilted his head. "She sucked!"
Posted by: patrick at January 30, 2007 04:23 PM