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January 14, 2007
Land of the Misfit Toys
A group of us went to the Leather Mart Saturday afternoon. I may or may not have bought something. I did stumble upon these items. I'm not sure what they are used for.
From there, Rob, me, Tos & E ventured to Jimbo's for cheese curds. Bubala & Mumi were there. Mumi refused to show off his leather gear, but you can check out the sexy man here.
Blowoff was packed and smoke-free! I was such a happy camper. The joint was sold out. Music was great. Mens were hot. Lots of whores.
All the blogger boys were there. And after a year and a half of cyber-crushing, I finally met Mr. Bartender. I may or may not have kissed him. And his boyfriend. But I'm not telling.
Somehow someone managed to get me to take off my shirt. Briefly.
Someone peed in a water bottle that looked just like my water bottle. I almost drank it, but luckily noticed it was warm and yellow tinted. My bottle was right next to it and nice and cold. I think I know who left the bottle there, and I will be speaking to him about water bottle and urine manners.
I have lots of photos, but I prolly shouldn't post most of them, since some people are in compromising positions. The resolution of all the photos sux donkey dick. Apparently, I had it set at the lowest setting. Here are the G-rated photos, all 4 of them:
Bob
Dumbek, Chrisafer, Dinger
Tomorrow, Pan's Labyrinth!
Posted by durban bud at January 14, 2007 03:38 PM
Comments
I love the chorus of toga women dancing around Bob's head in the background... LOL
Posted by: TOS at January 15, 2007 08:36 AM
The closest thing we have to Blowoff here in Austin is a group that goes camping out in the wild cedar forests of central Texas.
You city men have all the fun!
Posted by: Rusty at January 15, 2007 08:53 AM
It looks like a good time was had by all! :)
Posted by: TigerYogi at January 15, 2007 09:12 AM
I am unsure of the whole fetish behind the gas mask. I know that I sometimes NEED a gas mask-- but not for kinky sex things.
Plus, it rather limits kissing...
Posted by: cb at January 15, 2007 10:26 AM
I've been told to avoid Pan Labyrinth, hope it doesn't suck for you.
Posted by: Tim at January 15, 2007 11:37 AM
We totally did not get the gas mask fetish thingie either. Maybe they just want to be prepared for biological attacks?
Posted by: Bubala at January 15, 2007 12:26 PM
The erotic usage of so many of the items for sale, especially in that small room to the right as you enter has always been a mystery to me.
And I really don't know what to make of the guy completly wrapped in duct tape in the lobby. I guess i am too cheap. All I could think of was how much all that duct tape cost.
Posted by: Herb at January 15, 2007 01:47 PM
Usually people pee in the gas masks (not a joke) so it's pretty icky IMHO.
Posted by: TOS at January 15, 2007 01:50 PM
My first blowoff! What a blast. I'm *thinking* I caught a glimpse of you at the leather mart, but who knows. Also no longer a Varla virgin, either. DC so totally rocks. Hot mens everwhurs.
Posted by: raybob at January 15, 2007 10:48 PM
Why do you need all these poppers? Does the carpet really need to be replaced that often in your building?
Posted by: Carl at January 18, 2007 01:15 PM
WOOOOF. Last Blowoff was a blast. Are you going to the next one? Should be awesome as well.
Posted by: BT at February 6, 2007 01:32 PM