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January 12, 2007
MLK Pride
Martin Luther King is one of the most widely revered figures in American history. He helped shape the American civil rights movement. On April 4, 1968, Dr. King was assassinated in Memphis, Tennessee. In 1986, Martin Luther King Day was established as a United States holiday. In 2007, we celebrate that day on January 15th.
So how do we celebrate the long holiday weekend of Dr. King's good deeds? We wear leather harnesses and cockrings and get wicked crazy, of course!
Here are the things I hope to accomplishment this weekend:
* Go to the Leather Mart and shop!
* Pee on someone
* See Pan's Labyrinth!
* No cookie-dough!
* Perform a random act of kindness to a stranger, maybe a rimjob
* Put on jeans, a witty t-shirt and a small leather item and head to Blowoff
* Participate in a gay leather conga line during one of Bob's sets
* Don't grab anything that's not mine
* Breathe in the crisp, smoke-free air at the 9:30 Club, while noticing a fresh hint of BO
* Take lots of photos!
* Pass no judgment
* Get fisted Call my mom
* Play duck, duck, goose with gay bloggers
* Email Jake
* See Children of Men
* Limit the amount of jokes using the word "Crisco"
* Get all excited about the Golden Globes on Monday
* Praise Martin
I may not be able to accomplishment any of those items, though, thanks to Manhattan Furball. He is infecting several people in the DC area with his chronic phlegm inducing coughs. Four people in my vicinity have already been infected and bedridden, and I am showing signs of his wickedness. He needs to be quarantined, like the Boy in the Bubble. If you are coming down with a respiratory illness, it's likely he has coughed on you or someone you know. If you see this health hazard, please spray Lysol and run. This has been a public service announcement.
Posted by durban bud at January 12, 2007 12:28 AM
Comments
great celebration ideas!
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Posted by: patrick at January 12, 2007 09:38 AM
You could take pictures of you peeing on someone while watching 'Pan's Labryinth'. It really is all about the multi-tasking
Posted by: Blobby at January 12, 2007 09:48 AM
Is getting fisted on par in the thrill lexicon as calling your mother? Pan's labyrinth?
You should slip him a healthy dose of Valium and grease up his door knobs so he can't leave the house.
Posted by: Carl at January 12, 2007 10:19 AM
The personal sacrifices you make in order to honor this weekend are breathtaking. I usually selfishly just celebrate my birthday over MAL and hit up leather clad strangers for free drinks.
Posted by: Herb at January 12, 2007 12:59 PM
I may or may not know someone who could- ahem- potentially help you out with #2 on your list (although technically shouldn't it be Number 1 instead?)
I'm just sayin'...
Ahem.
Posted by: cb at January 12, 2007 02:17 PM
I'll volunteer to make #2 possible LOL. See you at MAL!!!
Posted by: Donn at January 12, 2007 02:18 PM
I wanna go to Blowoff. And see Pan's Labyrinth.
Posted by: Dagon at January 12, 2007 02:24 PM
Ohhhh, I'm a gay blogger. And you can goose me!
Posted by: chrisafer at January 12, 2007 03:01 PM
I have to shower after just walking through the hotel tonight... (shudder)
Posted by: TOS at January 13, 2007 01:11 AM
You make me want to move back to DC...
Posted by: Kelly at January 13, 2007 09:51 AM
I can't believe how many people you know who want you to urinate on them.
Posted by: Aaron at January 14, 2007 01:25 PM