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February 13, 2007

Eight Ball

Cocaine

So it's finally snowing here. People are scrambling to Safeway to stock up on fire logs, potted meat and enema kits. It would be nice if we got pounded hard, like we did in 1996, when the streets shut down and most people had work off for a week. This will prolly melt and turn to ice; then people will strap on their ice skates and skate to work. It's always awkward watching men in suits triple lutzing down K Street. They look kinda funny. But I don't judge.

I hope our local gay weather aficionado keeps us updated on the snowfall. He's my new weather crush, replacing Sugar Tits. Yet, more proof, the gays love their weather.

Posted by durban bud at February 13, 2007 10:47 AM

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During the last big snow storm in 2002...I walked out of my apartment building (the Chastleton)and saw a black man in Laderhosen (sp)skiing down 16th Street. It is one of the few occasions where I wished I had a camera.

Posted by: DC Chris at February 13, 2007 11:50 AM

Uh-oh. I sense a cat fight a'brewing... You're weather crushing on my weather crush! ;-)

Posted by: Bubala at February 13, 2007 11:58 AM

What's crazier is that even up here (NJ), where you'd think people would be a little used to the idea of snow, the stores will be sold out of BMTP** by 8PM tonight - if they aren't already. And why BMTP? OK - well, the TP I get - ya never want to run out of that, but the B&M? How does that help? Can anyone explain?

** Abbreviation blatantly, but with thanks, stolen from Teej's new "aficionado". ;)

Posted by: 'stina at February 13, 2007 03:14 PM

I'm sending you the divorce papers today

Posted by: jeff at February 13, 2007 03:23 PM

;-)

Posted by: Mike at February 13, 2007 05:55 PM

We're about to get 8 to 10 inches (and not the good kind!).

Stay safe. :)

Posted by: TigerYogi at February 13, 2007 07:20 PM

Can I justify not going to the gym because of the ice, or am I doomed to a life of misery if I do? Do tell wise one.

Skates are great, but studded strap-ons for your boots are better for traction.

Posted by: copperred at February 13, 2007 07:56 PM

looks like rain here in the mid atlantic. sugar tits is still my hero

Posted by: Peter Riley at February 13, 2007 08:14 PM

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