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February 17, 2007

Here We Are Now, Entertain Us

Apparently, my mom told my sister I spend too much time on my computer when I have guests over. "That's ridiculous," I typed back. "I would have gladly IM'd with her if she wanted to chat while she was here." Geez.

Last night, I pried myself away from my computer to attend an early birthday dinner for me and Rob provided by Aunt Sally, as he likes to be called on this site. Sally was recovering from a hip injury, due to a fall from a slab of ice on the sidewalk. I figured her Prada purse or Hermes handbag would have buffered her fall, but sadly, no.

Anyway, while we were at the restaurant, there was a large table featuring the cast and crew from some Logo reality show.

As I was standing in the line for the bathroom, one of the leads in the show was standing next to me. Naturally I said, "Hi, I'm TJ." He said, "Hi, I'm Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacCleod," or something like that. It was loud so I couldn't quite make it out. I said, "What's the name of your show?" He said, "Jacob" something something "Nemesis." I didn't know the show, so I'm all, "Your hair looks very much like Kurt Cobain's." He's like, "Ya think? Thanks." And then I walked into the bathroom.

I later found out it was "Jacob" I spoke with.

Since my b-day is coming up soon, feel free to email me the access code to redeem my iTunes gift certificate. Thanks.

I've been alerted that this is a 3 day weekend, which is fantastic. I may be venturing away from my computer again tonight, to play some "pool".

Speaking of pool, have you filled out your gay Oscar Ballot yet? I'm impressed with the number of submissions. I am surprised, however, at how many of you regulars have not filled one out. Shame on you.

In other news, I bit my tongue while having an orgasm last night. It kind of ruined the moment -- y'know, with all the blood and stuff.

Posted by durban bud at February 17, 2007 1:08 PM

Comments

Nemesis, the worst hair in America.

Posted by: Aaron at February 17, 2007 4:29 PM

I bite my tongue a lot. But, thankfully, I never have during an orgasm. These days, I really have to concentrate while I am chewing so I don't bite my tongue or the inside of my mouth. I have been bite free for a few weeks now!

Posted by: Bubala at February 17, 2007 5:31 PM

Fortunately, it doesn't sound like there was "anything else" in your mouth to bite at that moment. The husband may not have appreciated it.... then again, maybe he's into that. ;)

Posted by: Andrew at February 18, 2007 10:18 AM

I think that the brothers are hot, but, don't care much for the music that I've heard so far...

Posted by: TigerYogi at February 18, 2007 10:29 AM

I'm surprised you weren't discovered and invited to have your own reality show!

Posted by: homer at February 18, 2007 11:13 AM

That show makes me want to throw things at my television.

Posted by: Dumbek at February 18, 2007 11:10 PM

Gosh, some people feel that the orgasm experience isn't complete unless blood is drawn. What a crazy world!

Posted by: Raybob at February 18, 2007 11:37 PM

you should have something in your mouth next time as to avoid the tongue biting. ;)

Posted by: andrew at February 20, 2007 12:30 PM

After the whole Clan Mcleod thing, I think I would have said, "I'd like to revise my previous answer-- My name is CB, of the clan I-don't-give-a-fuck."

I don't care how hot he was...

Posted by: cb at February 20, 2007 4:25 PM

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