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February 28, 2007
The Sanctity of Marriage
durbanbud (5:21:34 PM): what should i write about on my blog
rob**** (5:22:04 PM): how much money would you give for a date with TJ
durbanbud (5:22:11 PM): what
durbanbud (5:22:15 PM): thats odd
rob**** (5:22:20 PM): could have different levels
rob**** (5:22:23 PM): date
rob**** (5:22:27 PM): kiss
rob**** (5:22:30 PM): [edited]
rob**** (5:22:32 PM): etc.
durbanbud (5:22:33 PM): you want to whore me out?!?
rob**** (5:22:40 PM): well we could use some extra cash
durbanbud (5:23:20 PM): i'm not your whore
rob**** (5:23:29 PM): money trumps labels
durbanbud (5:23:36 PM): :-o
durbanbud (5:23:47 PM): thanks, u just wrote my post
Posted by durban bud at February 28, 2007 05:59 PM
Comments
Isn't the whole idea of getting that date that you do something, not shell out cash?
It should be "how would YOU convince TJ to go on a date with you"?
I would think that the non-indicative, but subtly provocative approach would work best.
Posted by: A-Ron at February 28, 2007 06:46 PM
Edited? Really? This from the blogger who gave us:
* Get fisted Call my mom
Posted by: Long Story Longer at February 28, 2007 08:59 PM
I'd convince TJ to go on a date with me by giving him lots of money.
I like that Rob, so practical. is he taken?
dBud: Not anymore.
Posted by: Tim at February 28, 2007 09:06 PM
I got 1 dollar and 78 cents in my pocket...what can I get for that?
dBud: Jimbo's phone number.
Posted by: Mike at February 28, 2007 09:54 PM
I'd pony up some cash if Dbud would go on a date with Nancy Grace and give her a lil oral action... 3some with Greta van Sustren maybe???
Posted by: TOS at February 28, 2007 10:15 PM
There has to be some way of whoring you out AND getting that house cleaned.
Posted by: ivan at February 28, 2007 11:32 PM
Betch.
Then again, go ahead and give Mike my phone number. Wuuuuuf.
Posted by: jimbo at February 28, 2007 11:49 PM
Well, since I'm old, I'd have to give you money to date me. Which, eww, is not something I wanna think about either way.
But, since we're on the subject, why not collect a tally of who would pay you for what. You could find out your virtual worth in the wild world of sexworkerland.
Or not.
Posted by: Raybob at March 1, 2007 12:53 AM
random:
i'm sitting at my desk working away ;) and
"catch me i'm falling" by real life is playing......
how could I NOT think of you.
bye bye
Posted by: pam at March 1, 2007 09:29 AM
Is there a lay away plan?
Posted by: Chris at March 1, 2007 10:20 AM
I already have Jimbo's number. Can I trade my pocket change for two future draft picks?
Posted by: stebbins at March 1, 2007 10:24 AM
$29.95
Posted by: cb at March 1, 2007 10:26 AM
Here's an idea... e-Bay auction: "A Date With TJ"
Posted by: Bubala at March 1, 2007 10:28 AM
Yea! I just got my tax refund!!!!!!!!
Posted by: patrick at March 1, 2007 11:50 AM
Um, I have $22.00 and a MasterCard. Credit is good, right? ;) Oh, and I have Extra Polar Ice gum in my pocket, too. A hot date and fresh breath to boot. LOL
Posted by: Rob at March 2, 2007 09:21 AM