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February 20, 2007
This Little Piggy Had Gross Beef
Apparently, everyone is in an open relationship. I did not get this memo. So, I guess, we're all dating one another. How incestuous. And piggy. We should probably add Kwell to our End of Times stockpile of necessities.
FYI - I'm on top tonight.
Posted by durban bud at February 20, 2007 10:40 PM
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Oh, sweetie, Lindane, Kwell's main ingredient seems to cause neurological problems, especially in young kids for whom it's used against head lice, ick.
And, yes. Everyone is in an open relationship. We're all sleeping with each other and passing cooties.
Posted by: Raybob at February 21, 2007 02:53 AM
Hmmmm... I must have missed that memo too. Not all of us are in open relationships. I'm not.
Posted by: Bubala at February 21, 2007 09:15 AM
Some of us aren't in a relationship at all.....
Posted by: homer at February 21, 2007 09:39 AM
I've heard dog shampoo is shampoo without shame.
The memo will be re-sent registered mail by COB, Destroy it upon receipt, either by ingestion or inhalation. kthxbye.
Posted by: Carl at February 21, 2007 09:53 AM
Really? Everyone's in an open relationship? Dan and I didn't get the memo. I guess we'll have to be out of the loop on this one.
Posted by: patrick at February 21, 2007 10:58 AM
Oh shit, Raybob, is that why I'm so brain damaged....it's from the Kwell and Rid?
Posted by: jimbo at February 21, 2007 11:01 AM
Did you not get the complimentary toaster and bottle of lube either?
Posted by: mark at February 21, 2007 11:55 AM
As a single gay, it sure as hell feels like everyone is on an open relationshsip, but know, deep down that I could never share.
Posted by: Knitter at February 21, 2007 01:56 PM
check your binder, the memo came three hole punched because we were sure a lot of people were going to need to reference it quickly. The suggested filing instructions indicated you should put it under "Gay Rights" or "Male prerogative"
Your on Top? hmm kinda hard to believe : )
Posted by: tim at February 21, 2007 02:04 PM
I think I also missed the memo about you being capable of topping...
Posted by: cb at February 21, 2007 03:29 PM
Top me :)
Posted by: Mike at February 21, 2007 05:13 PM
Thankfully I shredded that memo... I'm a greedy little bastard who doesn't like to share!
Posted by: TOS at February 21, 2007 09:34 PM
Unless you were on that particular Supposedly Fun Cruise He Might Do Again, you don't need the Kwell.
Posted by: Gregoire at March 9, 2007 01:16 AM